Henry Winkler as the lawyer in Arrested Development, talking on the phone.

"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."

Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

"Rudy Giuliani nursed an injured crow back to life with warm milk, then drove to a place not a liquor store, and then got in a car accident. After this, an unscrupulous stranger littered the backseat of his car with scores of emptied airline-size bottles of Gilbert’s vodka. Two may have been gin."

It is even money at this point that a plank in the GOP platform for the 2028 election will be: "Kill The Poor."

With all due respect to Jello Biafra.

Rest in peace, James Dobson, because I don’t want you pulling any vampire shit. Been on the fundamentalism beat 20+ yrs, which meant it was impossible to avoid him, but I was never interested. He was the plain, vain tyrannical creep he appeared to be. He caused incalculable pain.

Information on Thiel's lectures, which notes that he will draw from "religious thinkers" such as Rene Girard, Francis Bacon, Jonathan Swift, Carl Schmitt and John Henry Newman.

Peter Thiel to give four lectures on the "biblical Antichrist." Among the "religious thinkers upon whom Peter will draw" is Nazi theorist Carl Schmitt.

Well, at least James Dobson died today

James Dobson rot in piss

James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public, repe...

James Dobson dedicated his life to evil and the world is worse because he made it so on purpose. defector.com/james-dobson...

Very sorry to hear that James Dobson died peacefully

By any metric of fascism, when they come for the comedians, it's here.

The band performing is The U.S. Army Band Downrange, & their setlist was:

Four EW&F songs to start
Hard to Handle
About Damn Time
Vertigo
My Hero
Barracuda & Magic Man
The Ocean
Jump
Fortunate Son
Enter Sandman
Sweet Child O'Mine
Right Now
Separate Ways
Be All That You Can Be

He must be protected at all costs.

An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house" The practice, an expert warns, could lead to "reprisals and retribution by the police for your politics.”

An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house."

The threat was greeted with extreme concern by civil liberties and digital privacy groups. It suggests the LAPD could be using facial recognition to identify and retaliate against protesters.

Inside ICE Air: Flight Attendants on Deportation Planes Say Disaster Is “Only a Matter of Time” Current and former flight attendants for GlobalX, the private charter airline at the center of Trump’s immigration crackdown, expressed concern about their inability to treat passengers humanely and…

“‘If a fire occurs in the cabin, if we land on water, don’t check on the immigrants. Just make sure that you and the guards and the people that work for the government get off," one flight attendant was told.

“It was as if the detainees’ lives were worthless,” said another.

(Published April 2025)

we live in a country where it's legit good news that the woman who's been in a gestapo prison for six weeks for writing an op-ed is being released on bail

Mr. Trump sir I voted for you twice and would have a third time if I had been able to expunge my felony conviction but your tariffs threaten the future of my antiwoke reggae project (the prison where they get the hair for our wigs is in Poland), please reconsider

A tweet by Mike Primavera altered to read “My neighbor told me Afghanistan keeps eating his empires so I asked how many empires he has and he said he just enters a period of decline and invades Afghanistan afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding dying empires to Afghanistan and then Sir Arthur Barrett started crying.” The original tweet reads “My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.”

pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans

All I'm saying is when a film or television character is garbed and coiffed like Bukele was today, they're either Satan or his earthly emissary

seems like someone might be panican

Thing is, the oldest gen x should be 60, not 64

Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

I guess with all the other open-air graft going on it's easy to overlook, but the U.S. Commerce Secretary using his official position to go on cable news to tell people to buy the stock of his boss's largest campaign donor is just astonishingly corrupt.

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.