Love in vain / vein still brings a lump to my throat

Just have to hope the racist cunt gets a nasty dose of flu

He needs an ice pick that makes his ears burn

Shame the ignorant selfish cunt should have got prison time

Cheers, glad you have cleared that up for me.

Why is there only 4 flags?

Cut down on the avocados is my advice. #fuckthem

Don't have Facebook so have sent them a suitable email.

Is this Sharia Law in action?

Should have shit in it and then send it back

It's the hope that kills you

I voted for Tim, George Soros paid me to do it

Mr Harborne is obviously a very generous man.

Can't wait for the journalistic goliath that is Chris Mason to get his teeth into this breaking news.

Parklife

It's a miracle, company running a monopoly puts up prices see's it profits increase.

That twats final resting place will stink of piss and shit for years to come

I am going to find this cunts last resting place and have a massive shit on it. Its my New Year's resolution.

Cancer is too good for these individuals

Do we think there will be any contrition from Chris?

Just drop Chris Mason a line he has fuck all to do now his 'investigation' into the Chancellor has yielded nothing, he will be grateful of your inside knowledge and get right on the case

Thieving twat

Fuck Tesla and fuck Musk

Great tribute, Pam Hogg sounds like a right laugh

If you see Rachel can you tell her to fuck herself. Is thar unusually blunt enough?

#r4today Chris Mason bleating on about a non-story is him deflecting from the fact that he is crap at his job. Journalists ask questions whereas he is merely a stenographer.

We will be circling back round to single mothers pretty soon, it's been a while since they have been in the spotlight

Takes one to know one, the useless cunt

Simple answer is, No. We cannot cast the whole of the country in aspic.

Elon will surely sweep in and pay the fine?