@lazarigueya.bsky.social
When your cousins husband start to talk law after 9 beers
28.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Saturdays are for #Resolutions
I seen all good people scrub ChatGPT from their lives if they use AI.
Research and it you like what you see, use Claude.
Be best!
28.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah so they have a flying Sex Palace in the sky.
But don’t you wanna know what they’re up to on the ground 😵😳
A silly wonderful trip into time
28.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Name one way you know for sure that patriotism is spreading.
28.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love this so much.
28.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why I’m phasing in Anthropic products
27.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Donald, you're not denying it.
27.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 5307 🔁 1266 💬 142 📌 19
Drink some milk, print out this photo, hock a loogie on it, and mail it to paramount hq.
27.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You work out in jeans, right?
27.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I sincerely doubt anyone in the Trump admin listens to Radiohead. How did this song even get on their radar? Some meme?
Anyone with a shallow working knowledge of Radiohead, as I’dassume is all the deeper these incels go, would just pick karma police.
Why didn’t ice go either Karma Police??
27.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He thinks being exonerated is when they put you in that machine thingy with the lights that’s all white and the voice starts and tells you what to do and when to breathe and you have to lay real still and then it feels like you’re peeing yourself from everywhere so you do per yourself and then done.
27.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This photo has been troubling me all week. Now you take it. 🤗
27.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why I’ve started exclusively using Claude.
27.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welcome to the era of state-controlled media. bsky.app/profile/atru...
27.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 1843 🔁 524 💬 212 📌 34Wow time to just shut off the tv.
27.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is what you call catch and release.
Wait, no… investigate, discover crimes, and give up.
There, fixed it.
Denver Mayor “Step one foot on this property an’ I’ll come beatcher ass personally. Naw git outta here fore I whip mah empties atcha!”
27.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/ligh...
27.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Busy with…school
personal projects
family
books
vacation scheduling
wedding season
kitchen renovation
high school reunion
girls weekend
bills
financial planning & investments
pet care
elder care
spring cleanup
kids
neighbors
hoa
pto
gym time
Netflix + chill
Tiktok
Pokémon go
Skibbidy toilet
asleep
🤣
27.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please keep writing about Nurul Amin Shah Alam.
They killed this man. It's a system wide problem that resulted in his death. Every step of the way it was a travesty of justice.
This is how immigration law intersects with criminal law. ICE and CBP.
Read this and ask why do we fund this? Why?
Guys she only had that done once. ☝️💉
27.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/laza...
27.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I need this audio pasted over a soothing video of clouds and pearly gates and a sunrise.
Can someone make it for me?
Brighter than day was the flash of my laser
Blasting the drone from the skies with a boom
I peed my pants at the sight of this weapon
My trigger finger itched as I crawled from the room
🎶Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I used a laser to shoot down our drone
Daytime would find me surveilling the skyline
Looking for balloons that had entered the zone🎶
