Lana

My neighbor's dog has gotten sprayed by a skunk twice today. I'm sure they're suffering next door too, but god damn 💀

the most precious dust bunny

#cats #catsofbluesky #catsky

Decided to stock up before one of my favorite places to spend money shuts their doors forever 😭😭

I HATE IT HERE.

Who needs birthday cake when there's birthday tiramisu? 💖

#fromscratch #homemade

I found out last night that the lady who voices Chili, the mom, from Bluey, also acts in softcore flix directed by Elon Musk's sister. Why aren't we talking about this 💀

Omg thank you so much!! 🥹❤️

🥰🥰 ty my friend 💖

💀💀💀 I had the same thought but I'd hoped the lack of purple and pink would fix that lmfaoooo

Alternate angle to catch the thumb design ✨

Birthday week means making myself a nice new set of nails 🥰 probably my favorite design to date.

#nailart

(that was this morning, for context)

It took my mom dying for my younger brother to tell me happy birthday for the first time.

And they do you guys a disservice by not adding in more softening ingredients bc they assume you don't care as much about having soft, healthy skin. It's all a racket. I just want soft skin that makes me smell like a magical bad bitch with a sword and a dragon.

And no, the "men's" products aren't a viable alternative. Too much fragrance is typically added to products to make them longer lasting, bc y'all are stereotyped as stinkier, which then leads to a more drying product.

I'm tired of everything "girly" smelling like a god damn cotton candy booth or a bathtub of rose oil. I'm tired of indie products delivering in scent but not delivering in quality or longevity. I want to smell of dirty forest witch sex and feel as soft as a bunny. This shouldn't be a hard ask.

I need more "girl" products that don't smell like cookies and fruit. I need mainstream quality products with indie smells. I NEED Dove or Neutrogena or whoever tf to start making patchouli and cedar and wood smoke and vetiver and oud smells.

it my birthday 🥰✨

OKAY!! ❤️

I would like everyone to know that it is a crime to make me suffer through a whiteout the day before my birthday 😤

A silhouette of a rapist in a suit with a distinct blonde hairstyle, featuring the text "NOT MY PRESIDENT" prominently.

Not My President

#3E #USprotests #Feb17 #NotMyPresident #NoKings #fiftyfiftyone #NDOP

Whoof, I feel for ya, bud. One of the reasons I took myself off FB was it was just too hard to see (and NOT see) my mom's reactions and comments on posts. Sending you a hug.

A little baby has a lot to say.

Sliced up my leftover steak and browned it to whip up this beauty today 🥰

NY strip, grated parm, homemade horseradish aioli and balsamic caramelized onions, spinach+arugula blend, all on homemade white bread.

Absolutely delicious.

#homemade #cooking #food

THANK YOU FRIEND 🥹🥹 IT WAS SO TASTY.

THANK YOU FRIEND! 🥹❤️

A little cross section action, for your viewing pleasure 😘

Literally the best pizza I've ever made. Neapolitan pizza crust, margherita sauce, mozz, crispy pepperoni, jalapenos, and some Mike's Hot Honey drizzle 😉💖

#pizzanight #baking #fromscratch

24 black roses from my secret admirer 🥹💖