Ethlie Ann Vare

I suspect “dude” is the operative word here.

You and I personally know one woman he fucked when she was a teenager, and one he tried to. Extrapolate from those odds…

Do not understand the unwillingness of the administration to release the Epstein Files. They’ve had more than enough time to expunge any reference to DJT. Which of course they would.

Let’s guess how many of Trump’s children and pals sold Kenvue short last week. (Yeah, that’s who makes Tylenol.)

Just noticed the life-altering typo. Should have read “there are more GUN DEATHS in one day…”

There are more guns in the US in one day than there are in the UK in an entire year.

Rodney King would have made a better national leader at this time than Donald Trump. How hard is “can’t we all just get along?”

I’m a girl. 😛 Sent you a DM.

I also hate to work alone. IMDB Ethlie Ann Vare and let me know if you want to chat. I’m in LA.

How long before beating your wife is no longer illegal? Counting down....

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses an I Sometimes I miss the drama. Not often enough.

www.affectiondeficitdisorder.com/p/its-all-fu.... New column up on #AffectionDeficitDisorder at Substack. Awaiting your horror stories with bated breath.

The country with the concentration camp isn't the good guy. Period.

So here’s my thought. Pete Hegseth and Kristi Noem can be Prom King and Prom Queen, and the nerds on the Student Council run the actual country.

Very excited that we'll be able to identify poor people by their rotten teeth again....

I'm also not a lawyer. I've still heard of the emoluments clause. WTF?

The good guys need a hat too. I'm workshopping ideas. AMERICA HAS NO KING makes the point, but will it fit? Maybe KISS THE RING in a circle with a slash across it? Thoughts?

First term we got a 1918-style pandemic. Second term we got a 1929-style stock market crash. Third term (and make no mistake, he’ll try)… 1940-style world war.

If you need break from saving democracy (I'm in, for what it's worth) you can check out the Kindle edition of my 1984 @stevienicksfeed.bsky.social biography, which has apparently just gone live after being stuck in some digital hopper for 10
months. a.co/d/653rslK

Bringing manufacturing jobs back to the US and simultaneously crippling unions = creating a lot of minimum wage gig work.

The bros are so self-righteously butt-hurt that 80% of women are attracted to 20% of men. Dude, 80% of men are also attracted to 20% of women. Duh.

The Optimist's Dilemma How I Learned to Stop Dreaming and Block Unknown Numbers

www.affectiondeficitdisorder.com/p/the-optimi... Long overdue Substack post on Affection Deficit Disorder. Just not as entertainingly crazy as I used to be, I guess.

Donald Trump is a D-list reality TV celebrity who wouldn't have gotten invited to a decent Oscar party.

I kind of miss collecting the bacon grease in a coffee pot under the sink and cooking with it. Maybe if measles is coming back, that will too.

Serious question: Has our self-appointed new director of the national opera and national symphony ever been to an opera or symphony?

Watch "Kneecap" on Netflix. Thank me later.

If they really wanted to cut government spending, they'd eliminate the fucking TSA. What a useless waste of money, manpower, and goodwill.

Sorry, Ralph’s self-check. You’re not allowed to tell me to hurry up. You’re getting my labor for free. I will dawdle as I damn well please.

I’m excited to see what doubling the price of lumber and deporting most construction workers does to the cost of housing. Should be a windfall for homeowners.

Never mind the brazen grift. Explain to me how Trump Shitcoin does not violate the emoluments clause.