Rhydonimus Prime

Could someone call Alfred Hitchcock for me?

guy who won't stop calling things "liminal" found dead at the end of a normal hallway

The Girl with the Dragonfly Temporary Tattoo

almost stepped on this lil one yesterday, i’m glad it moved a bit so i avoided it but i did scoot it off into the bushes

The Girl with the Dragonfly Temporary Tattoo

Sir please be careful with that long-running tv show from the early 2000s, that ones load-bearing

this is my emotional support scimitar

the human mind was not meant to perceive more than 1-2 orbs per day

They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic

Matter cannot be created or destroyed; it just becomes the tiny specks of dust that fall onto your phone the moment you put on a new screen protector

A painting of a little boy lighting a hand rolled cigarette with his birthday candle. The flame of the candle is lighting up the lower half of his face. He’s looking down to make sure it’s being lit properly. He knows what’s up

a little work in progress

Novocaine for my lizard brain.

who the hell put up all these signs about jesus’s orgasms? it’s none of my business that he’s coming

northern lights! they are pink and there’s also some trees at the bottom of the pic.

northern lights! they are pink and there’s also some trees at the bottom of the pic

barbie world

i like sun showers bc they remind me of me

i may be sleeping but my third eye is always open

Bat shit is crazy but bullshit is made up.

*Foo Fighters voice* There goes my gyro

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy waiting for the microwave to beep.

my dog would love you, he loves everyone

Want a glazed ham?

me flirting

do political robots dream of electric sheeple?

thanks for the sunglasses and opening a window i feel a lot cooler already

AB B♭A

YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.