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Rizzin' with my 'tism Classic exhausted millennial Femboy prince of your dreams They/them, genderfluid nonbinary

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THAT CAT 😻 would love to see more wire work!

05.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is the job of the Democratic party to sell and defend the policies that most Democratic voters want, not to present a candidate slate that is palatable to moderate Republicans who might switch if they hate their own candidate enough.

17.09.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4956    πŸ” 1239    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 92

*chanting and pounding the table* πŸ‘πŸ‘ BANKRUPT THEMπŸ‘πŸ‘ BANKRUPT THEM πŸ‘πŸ‘ BANKRUPT THEM πŸ‘πŸ‘ BANKRUPT THEM πŸ‘πŸ‘BANKRUPT THEM πŸ‘πŸ‘

06.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bone. Petite. 🦴

BONE PETITE 🦴🦴

bone petite?????? 🦴🦴🦴

b 🦴 o 🦴 n 🦴 e 🦴 p 🦴 e 🦴 t 🦴 i 🦴 t 🦴 e

🦴🦴🦴🦴 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

02.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says, "Just wanting to share some bacon with all my lovable Muslim peeps this monning. It's the least I can do." Then another account quotes that with the caption, "Hey @ZohranKMamdani this is for you, Bone-petite!" And finally Zohran quote tweets that with the caption, "my brother, this isn't garlic and we're not vampires."

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says, "Just wanting to share some bacon with all my lovable Muslim peeps this monning. It's the least I can do." Then another account quotes that with the caption, "Hey @ZohranKMamdani this is for you, Bone-petite!" And finally Zohran quote tweets that with the caption, "my brother, this isn't garlic and we're not vampires."

01.09.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 42631    πŸ” 5001    πŸ’¬ 1534    πŸ“Œ 586
Javicia Leslie as Ryan Wilder/Batwoman, a Black female superhero/detective with no powers but an insatiable sense of justice.

Javicia Leslie as Ryan Wilder/Batwoman, a Black female superhero/detective with no powers but an insatiable sense of justice.

Amadeus Cho/Totally Awesome Hulk by InHyuk Lee. Because sometimes superheroes are green.

Amadeus Cho/Totally Awesome Hulk by InHyuk Lee. Because sometimes superheroes are green.

Jackson A. Dunn as Brandon Breyer/Brightburn, a young man with super power he is unprepared to deal with. He standing in the rain, staring directly at the camera, and the irises of his eyes are glowing ominously.

Jackson A. Dunn as Brandon Breyer/Brightburn, a young man with super power he is unprepared to deal with. He standing in the rain, staring directly at the camera, and the irises of his eyes are glowing ominously.

A picture of a digital dystopia taken from this Vice article: https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-metaverse-has-always-been-a-dystopia/

A foggy cityscape lit with cheerful neon signs reading 'Good News Everyone', 'Happy Monday' with a smiley face, 'Love Yourself', and 'Subscribe'. Four people are milling about in the center of the image on a rubble-strewn street while a fifth figure, a woman with a face obscured by Matrix-like lines of data, walks from right to left across the image.

A picture of a digital dystopia taken from this Vice article: https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-metaverse-has-always-been-a-dystopia/ A foggy cityscape lit with cheerful neon signs reading 'Good News Everyone', 'Happy Monday' with a smiley face, 'Love Yourself', and 'Subscribe'. Four people are milling about in the center of the image on a rubble-strewn street while a fifth figure, a woman with a face obscured by Matrix-like lines of data, walks from right to left across the image.

The world is cruel; you don't have to be.

A gay, aspiring superhero is torn between two mentors as he pursues a mysterious supervillain who can control minds, while the world teeters on the brink of war.

The Winter Soldier x Hench x Dreadnought

#QueerPit #AC #CLI #D #SH #SPF #A #OwnVoices

15.08.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Some dipshit's legs wearing black knee high compression socks on top of a white rippled blanket

Some dipshit's legs wearing black knee high compression socks on top of a white rippled blanket

This is how you do #femboyfriday in your thirties.

C-C-C-COMPRESSION SOCKS!!!!

#femboy #enby #transmasc #mylegsfuckinghurtokay

16.08.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not really into the mandatory writing on the cups at #Starbucks

If a barista has time/enjoys writing something, awesome! Love it

But getting "yum" for the 5th time in a row makes me worry they're being pressured to do something they don't have the time/energy for, all for brand image.

15.08.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't watched #ProjectRunway in awhile, so it's good to get back to it!

So far:

- how could they not ask Tim back wtf
- showrunners are determined to shit-stir up as much drama as possible :/
- cliffhanger eliminations???
- THREE TEAM CHALLENGES IN A ROW?

But!
- Law Roach is fantastic πŸ‘Œ ❀️

10.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg you're right, it is still out there! I hadn't seen it in so long, I just gave up. But yeah I do see a lot of commentary on it tasting different. :( But I'll give it a shot and see how it goes!

10.08.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he's one of the best parts! Reality shows love to find ways to manufacture drama and PR is no different, but it's not coming from Law Roach. His critiques have been really on point and I don't personally find him any "meaner" than any other judge has been.

10.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddamn do I miss Waffle Crisp cereal
#cereal is there really a hash tag for cereal? Do people search for cereal?

07.08.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the word green is written with leaves on a table ALT: the word green is written with leaves on a table

But green is not a creative color :(

07.08.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SO PROUD of my colleagues for willingly putting their bodies in the hands of the state for this critical demand.

Thank you @rabbijilljacobs.bsky.social
Rabbi @evantraylor.bsky.social Rabbi Rachel Timoner, Rabbi Elizabeth Richman & everyone else β€”

Photos I’m 98% sure are @giligetz.bsky.social

29.07.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 614    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

Lol what a fuckin loser

28.07.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why guys givin me weird looks when I hold the door open for them?

Does it validate your masculinity when I just let it slam in your face behind me?

24.07.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A brown cardboard takeout box with two golden brown taiyaki fish inside

A brown cardboard takeout box with two golden brown taiyaki fish inside

A taiyaki fish bitten into, showing the fluffy interior and Nutella filling

A taiyaki fish bitten into, showing the fluffy interior and Nutella filling

The second taiyaki fish bitten open, it's so soft and fluffy inside and you can see the Oreo cookie. It's melted nicely in with the inside of the taiyaki.

The second taiyaki fish bitten open, it's so soft and fluffy inside and you can see the Oreo cookie. It's melted nicely in with the inside of the taiyaki.

These didn't post :(

20.07.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two bear mascot images on a white wall. The bears are white with little black lines to indicate fur and they both have a black muzzle. One is holding a soft serve ice cream cone and one has on a black apron with the shop's name/logo "K-style Desserts Junni"

Two bear mascot images on a white wall. The bears are white with little black lines to indicate fur and they both have a black muzzle. One is holding a soft serve ice cream cone and one has on a black apron with the shop's name/logo "K-style Desserts Junni"

A plastic boba tea cup with the Junni logo and the white bear with a black muzzle. The bear is holding a taiyaki fish and there are little items floating around the bear like a boba cup and a bowl of shaved ice. The contents are a creamy off white milk tea swirled with a brown sugar drizzle.

A plastic boba tea cup with the Junni logo and the white bear with a black muzzle. The bear is holding a taiyaki fish and there are little items floating around the bear like a boba cup and a bowl of shaved ice. The contents are a creamy off white milk tea swirled with a brown sugar drizzle.

The lid of the milk tea cup. It's a grumpy face with pink blush circles.

The lid of the milk tea cup. It's a grumpy face with pink blush circles.

The black straw punched through the plastic cup lid. The mouth of the grumpy face is now obscured by the straw. It looks like the face is perhaps sucking on the straw and some of the tea leaked out and got all over the face and... you know let's stop talking about this-

The black straw punched through the plastic cup lid. The mouth of the grumpy face is now obscured by the straw. It looks like the face is perhaps sucking on the straw and some of the tea leaked out and got all over the face and... you know let's stop talking about this-

Decided to actually sit in the shop for some brown sugar milk tea and taiyaki. One had Nutella filling and one had an Oreo. Like just the cookie! Warmed up inside! It was great! Such a nice crispy outside of the fishes. And love the shop's aesthetic and branding.

20.07.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

16.07.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6391    πŸ” 4648    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 198

This is genuinely brave

16.07.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 748    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Nickelback's Chad Kroeger showing you his 'graph: it's Trump and his buddy Jeff.

Nickelback's Chad Kroeger showing you his 'graph: it's Trump and his buddy Jeff.

16.07.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Thank you so much! ❀️

16.07.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pink green blue and purple abstract swoopy watercolor painting, vertical view. Just for fun, very not professional πŸ™ƒ

Pink green blue and purple abstract swoopy watercolor painting, vertical view. Just for fun, very not professional πŸ™ƒ

Pink green blue and purple abstract swoopy watercolor painting, horizontal view. Just for fun, very not professional πŸ™ƒ

Pink green blue and purple abstract swoopy watercolor painting, horizontal view. Just for fun, very not professional πŸ™ƒ

I decided I would create a thing today even if it's not really anything. Just to do it. Tried out watercolor paper with watercolor markers. Just wanted something soft and swoopy. I painted it vertical but kinda like the horizontal too. I'm not sure about the green now but oh well!
#art #watercolor

16.07.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand, I guess I like the opposite too? Growing up, I encountered characters who were girls but referred to as "princes" and that concept was AMAZING to me. Gals who are majestic charming princes ;_;

Guess that's why I'm genderfluid enbyyyy lol πŸ™ƒ

15.07.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But I think if I were to attempt the aesthetic I would just look like a frumpy old lady dressing way too young and it makes me sad and dejected.

15.07.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a 30-something afab human I feel often that I'm well past the point of fulfilling my femboy dreams. Like it's nice to have finally found a word for the feelings "what if I was a girl but as, you know, a boy?" and "well I really only feel comfortable with my femininity through a masculine filter?"

15.07.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And the cats

BTW, I asked for the list of 100 books, but they are working on it, so please don't flood their email address with requests. However, they seem to be happy to recommend books if you give them a topic. Their site is full of cool stuff, including signed copies by Joan Didion.

14.07.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2823    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 16

Welp love everything about this. For some reason the way she says "HE'S DEAD NOW" just tickles me.

And butt-whappies 😭 I had a cat like that ❀️

14.07.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Wayne Brady holding up three fingers with the text "Girl Scout Selling Cookies Who's Possessed by the Devil"

A screenshot of Wayne Brady holding up three fingers with the text "Girl Scout Selling Cookies Who's Possessed by the Devil"

A screenshot of Colin Mochrie making a face with the text "Heroic Frog Leading 'The Great Escape' of All the Frogs from a French Restaurant"

A screenshot of Colin Mochrie making a face with the text "Heroic Frog Leading 'The Great Escape' of All the Frogs from a French Restaurant"

A screenshot of Ryan Stiles with the text "Gradually Turning into a Parrot"

A screenshot of Ryan Stiles with the text "Gradually Turning into a Parrot"

A screenshot of Greg Proops frowning with glasses halfway down his nose with the text "Judge Judy"

A screenshot of Greg Proops frowning with glasses halfway down his nose with the text "Judge Judy"

had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone

12.07.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5411    πŸ” 1776    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 47
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… sometimes I remember dilandau and dead pretty-boy subjects #escaflowne

18.11.2024 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

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