RobotLemur

I just got a complicated phone scam call whereby I was accused of kissing a federal grand jury summons. When they told me I couldn’t hang up and call to verify it or they’d sent deputies to arrest me, I was out. But it took 25 minutes to get there. I’m exhausted with this fucking world.

That game was my favorite game. But let the Dodgers fans love that moment. It was amazing and special and wonderful. They're expressing that, and now we have something in common with Dodgers fans -- we got to watch an incredible game 7 win.

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

This is party of a strategy I like to call “Cubs should get the good players”

we recreated baseball twitter in the aggregate

This game features an Ernie AND a George. Solid 1940s vibes

Clement with the classic "knock off the helmet to gain speed" move

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Alejandro be like

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Amazed that after Wrobleski hits Jimenez, Springer retaliated by hitting Wrobleski with a batted ball

because he said so

Interviewing the manager during the game is like expecting to be able to walk up to the director of a play and have a conversation with them whenever you feel like it

I think it would be great if they never ever interview players or managers while the baseball game is being played

A side-by-side photo of Dodger Max Muncy and coincidentally named Athletic Max Muncy

This year Max Muncy both made the playoffs and didn't make the playoffs.

You shouldn’t have to work if there’s a bird outside you want to watch

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I haven’t gotten to watch them. But I’ve been perving on the box scores and

Are the Bulls good? They’ve never given us this flavor of false hope before and I don’t know if I should enjoy it or despair

I would much prefer to dive for a grounder 20 feet away from me so that all you see in the camera frame is the tip of my glove and a puff of dust rising

And every other park

C+. Big market club on mid-market budget paying a few guys too much

How the fuck do you read LOTR and come out with “This is a cautionary tale about the dangers of illegal immigrants”

I just thought that exact thing except more jumbled and confused so yes I agree and you said it better

If I never see a slo-mo shot of an athlete shouting it will be too soon

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

What’s 95% in Imperial? 2 way street, you know

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“Maggie’s Farm” by Rage Against the Machine.

All 30 teams publicly owned

A dam, labeled "I am not racist," holding back a lake labeled "racism." Meanwhile, a discharge outlet is blasting out water labeled "But."

Please no AI