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I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes

Just once I want someone to fear my coochacabra.

Business idea: open a adults only mini golf place called Putt Stuff.

We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.

Husband: “its so cold in this house.”

Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?”

@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*

I’ve actually got three tickets to paradise, so I’m preparing myself mentally for a lot of awkward small talk on the ride up

Finally Done, check the comments for more on this piece as a whole #art #artist #fanart #bigbird #sesamestreet #pbskid

All I want is a giant bathtub with bubbles and an endless glass of wine.

And maybe curling up in front of a fire after.

Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.

ME: shoo! shoo! go on!

MONDAY: *confused hissing*

Me, watching tiktoks, headphones in.

@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?”

Sure.

“I don’t like similes.”

My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.

I just realized that Sara j Maas is the millennial Danielle Steele

I’m going to need @electrolemon.bsky.social and Jordan from @sporked.com to Statler & Waldorf all future episodes of @gamechangershow.bsky.social

Oh no! Which crud did you catch? There’s so many to choose from.

Hold me closer tiny Fanta!

Stormy night is a perfect time to introduce Dash to a classic

If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.

Cherries, motherfucker

@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “do we need to bring the list?”

Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.

I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.

A digital drawing of the Electric Mayhem from the Muppets. It contains all 6 band members: starting with Dr. Teeth, at the bottom, looking at the person viewing the drawing while smiling, his golden tooth shining; going up on the right, there are Janice and Floyd playing their guitars; going up on the left, there are Lips and Zoot, playing their trumpet and saxophone respectively; going up on the right there is Animal, holding both drumsticks in his hands, about to hit the drums while smiling.

Rock 'n' Roll babey!!

#themuppets #electricmayhem

Maybe he’d like to come be a guest jammer at my derby practice? Also, someone tell him that helmets are for the weak.

Can someone explain to my stupid brain that prioritizing my health doesn’t make me weak or “less-than?”

Mentally, I’m here:

Right now one of the things people need to be preparing for ie readying mass protests and nationwide pushback is when Trump and the republicans stop following what the courts say.
The White House is eventually going to make a decision between any pretense of rule of law and outright autocracy.

Me: “I can’t wear these when I skate.”

@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “why? Some sort of regulation?”

Me: “no. I can only wear them when I wocka wocka.”

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See

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What….the… fuck?!

Ah you fool! I’ve had these for ages!

Well, it’s taken almost 43 years, but I think I hate Xmas. I’m always too poor to give gifts like I want to and everywhere is overly crowded and people are grumpy.