Matt Allison

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They should make a movie about this!

The Texas Democrat speaking on the World Service was on fire. Just calling out this racist gerrymandering for what it is and taking action. The Dem leadership could learn a lot...

Potential realisation moment that party conferences are both boring AND unimportant

Mark Corrigan bringing down the male average on the powerful healing properties of crystal skulls

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

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Trying to work out from this map if my house is in East Anglia, the South East or, the Midlands and *the HUMBER* ?!?

Reminds me of the brilliant Scroobius Pip line: "you see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge"

This is brilliant. Is Macron ever going home?! Hopefully not. He can just stay here and lecture the British people for their poor decisions

It’s Glasto 2026, a court order has ruled that the festival organisers will be arrested unless Ken Starmer has a say in the lineup:

Oasis
U2
Thom Yorke
Radiohead
Stormzy
David Baddiel singing 3 Lions

this is actually the remarkable thing. Very hard to point to any aspect of life that feels appriciably, never mind radically different. A perpetuation of the Tory's strategy of managed decline

the president just opened a concentration camp

In his defence, he might have actually been playing boulevard of broken dreams. There would be now way of knowing!

This is what being in opposition is all about!

We are SO fucking back

We are so fucking back

Have been saying this ad nausium since the GE. Labour had a window to be clear about the need for broad based tax rises in the early days after their landslide. Chickedned out of it and opted for death by a thousand cuts instead

everyone who denigrated the Great British Summer will in ten years long for the Great British Summer

Love is love ✌️

Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousands— major embarrassment to Orban

Labour have a Democrat/Biden esque problem here for the next election, namely the absolute dearth of tallent at the upper eschelons of the PLP. Starmer of bust at this rate...

An addled president is shredding the Constitution to usher in white nationalism and fascism while destroying the economy and our health care, so if you’re going to write an alarmist op-ed because a mayoral candidate might open five (5) city-run grocery stores, you can kindly get bent.

Whenever I complain about how hot it is people always say “just remember how you felt when it was freezing cold”
Well guess what? I do remember and I really enjoyed it.

Looking forward to all of these features being fully open and interoperable to third parties in the EU under the #DMA!

Headline: "A Sneak Peek at Apple's New iOS Features." Below it, a bulleted list details eight upcoming iOS features, including a transparent iPhone redesign, real-time call and text translation, and the ability to use the iPhone for at-home karaoke.

For the first time in over a decade, Apple is redesigning iOS, the software that powers your iPhone. Here are the biggest changes you can expect. nyti.ms/4kNCG5V

plug sockets
park run
the National Threatre
cask ale
condiments

Conversley, in London it's rained only twice since April. Something's up

Why is this Ben Kingsley?