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"STEM" is insufficient for a modern economy. We need to make it "STEAM" by adding Artifice, to ensure a supply of cunningly-wrought golden birds for the Emperor, that sing by an arrangement of valves.

stonehenge: busier than usual

ive never felt safer in a vehicle

can we get this egg to go more viral than justin bieber?

little cups of tea are so important

Legally, your Honour, a sufficiently pear-shaped man such as my client is subject to the law of orchards and usufruct, and so the question of seed falling in public places is not properly a criminal one.

Small smiling bullfrog sitting in water thick with duckweed

Bullfrog ... it's been a day ....

instead of studying the most recent polls you should be studying the most recent pools. fresh from the rain, pellucid and not yet tannic, grass still green below the surface

versifying our databases as we transition to an oral company culture

i see the vision tbh

Fixing society is simple. People with more free time than me should be forced to haul stone for monuments built in my honour.

met a cat named Star Star Rainbow

Squid under the light of the setting sun

If I forget you, Breakfast, let my right hand forget its skill. Let my afternoon be lost to sleepiness if I forget you, Breakfast, if I turn to a heavy lunch.