Matt Arend

Real estate prices become affordable AND 1 million assholes leave?

The answer is "none of the above". Puking food is always bad, but it pales in comparison to the horror that is running out of food in your stomach and having nothing but bile left to throw up.

The picture actually wasn’t of her. It was a picture of her house. She sued the photographer to try to get it removed from the internet.

Now you’ve seen it. 😉

It’s telling that his favorite thing appears to be attending those god awful corporate rubber chicken events where assholes get together to congratulate themselves about how good they are at businessing.

He kinda looks like Indy.

"THIS WHEAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"

The first line of the Gunslinger is the best opening line ever written.

Just tell him you are honoring our brave men and women in the Silent Service. Sailors on submarines traditionally use your pronunciation when referring to themselves.

Broke his son’s arm and got fired from a sweet teaching gig for assaulting a student in an alcoholic rage.

a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie standing in front of a fire escape ALT: a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie standing in front of a fire escape

Not a single Soundgarden reference in this entire thread?!

Go listen to Jason Isbell’s Southeastern. It’s a perfect record.

I've been watching this loop and laughing for far too long now. I love this guy.

I’ve seen this one. She’s definitely a cylon.

CNN pulls that shit, but as long as you don’t scroll to trigger the paywall pop up, you can hit CTRL-P and read the entire article as a print preview.

ActBlue ended when I had no choice but to hit “unsubscribe” a dozen times a day to end the repeated texts trying to induce panic in me.

Worth noting that even this scenario doesn’t absolve him. Most informants are not undercover agents. They are participants in the enterprise who got caught and are rolling on the higher ups to reduce or avoid jail time. They are still objectively shitty people.

One of my favorite things ever is when I, after spending two summers in law school with public defender offices, was empaneled on a 6 month grand jury. I had a ball raising my hand and questioning officers about elements of each crime. No overcharging on my watch! 👀😇

A guitar shop in Nashville.

Does show less like this work finally?

I give directly to candidates that will fight. The DNC has shown it is unwilling to do so, so it can fuck off.

Nah. This was negotiated. He can’t pardon her due to political pressure right now, so she got moved to a far nicer facility with minimum security to hang out until he can pardon her.

Weird how the world just starts to do global foreign policy without the US when the US makes it a point to stop participating and be an asshole. Did he think other countries would just sit and do nothing?

Also, the guy has a substantial track record. It’s not like he’s some unknown. Did you like the way he governed in his last jobs? Then what does his announcement message matter? You have all the info you need to know how he will approach the next job.

He absolutely would. Truth is an absolute defense, so the WSJ has to depose him on all the facts of his relationship with Epstein and the circumstances of the letter.

Anonymous reports that the lake had been overrun with illegal Canadian Geese.

I used to have all kinds of complicated, nuanced thoughts about political ideology and policy, but all that remains is, man, I hate these fucking fascists.

As a Giants fan, I would advocate that they also trade him to the Giants in that scenario.

Turns out the GOP doesn’t give a shit about Jade Helm as long as they are taking over the right states.

Hold up. I need to see the jacket with it before passing final judgement.

As a scuba diver, guitar player, and watch enthusiast, the price of my video games is clearly my number one concern when it comes to my hobbies. 🤣💸

The Squad still is. AOC has managed to step back from being a bomb thrower from the left into being a progressive leader. She’s gone from purity to practicality on a number of issues. Her growth into one of the party’s best communicators has been impressive as hell.