BO NIX LEGACY GAME

Our group chat is literally titled “Sharters Anonymous”

Also, are you forcing her to stay up, or is her sleep schedule just as messed up as yours?

Forgot about the actual third Nolan brother and thought for a minute you meant Chris was doing a Prestige in real life

let Diego Pavia play college football until he's 40, I don't care

Diego Pavia had Joe Tess losing it

clark lea looks like a toretto

The secret chord that David played SOLVED

lmao

Surely a case for a dot net domain

Onion article headlines “New Ted Nugent Cologne Tested on ‘Every Goddamn Animal We Could Find’”

Was randomly reminded the other day of one of my favorite Onion headlines ever

Eric Adams tweet about marching at the Israeli Day Parade in March 2025

Gotta be this

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

I guess not, but it is a fairly baffling choice to me still

“My wife left because of my stupid car and now my car is helping me process my divorce” is just a terrible episode of Black Mirror

Platner enlisted in the Marine Corps shortly after graduating from high school in 2003.[8] He attended the Marine Corps School of Infantry, then deployed to Iraq in 2005.[2] He served eight years in the military, including three combat tours in Iraq, in areas including Ramadi and Fallujah.[9] Asked why he served in the Iraq War after protesting it, Platner said, "I thought I could do some good. And I wanted to play soldier. I might have read too much Hemingway."[10]

He protested the Iraq War and then immediately signed up to fight in it, incredible stuff

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

Maybe that’s her job. Trying to find the next 50 Shades of Gray

Holding Graham entire responsible for this

Also they’re called Skeets, sorry, that’s just how it is

I misread this as Marilyn Manson and now I can’t get that image out of my head

Donald Trump could have saved Charlie Kirk if only he’d taught him the secret art of dodging bullets

You know he fully believes this too, he 100% thinks he dodged that bulllet like Neo

Need someone to go undercover and write a DFW-style essay about this cruise

On the pitch, ideally

Imagining scrolling through Netflix with my wife, turning on the Bill Simmons pod, and then we immediately get divorced

We already have a field for people who want to obsessively compare the physical abilities of others, it’s called sports

Asked to leave the No Kings Protest because I showed up in a 1999 Sacramento Jason Williams jersey.

Not technically an invention, but they should really include the guy who sculpted the demon horse statue that fell on him and killed him and then the Denver airport decided to put it up at the entrance anyway

Titans fired Mike Vrabel because he wasn't a great fit with Ran Carthon. Then they fired Carthon. Now they've fired the guy who replaced Vrabel. At some point, it's the hirer and not the hires.

it’s good when novels are huge and long and even occasionally boring, it’s fundamentally a durational form