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Similar to the D.E.N.N.IS system, but allows for more variation.

Can you “pull the wool over the eyes” of a blind man, and what would be the point?

Will they get a private room again, and ditch the translators for a little mano y mano dictator action?

No genetic test needed. UK, you are the USA’s father.

He also doesn’t appear to know how gerrymandering works. The party doing the gerrymandering doesn’t run away with districts.

He’ll run again if he’s certain he’ll win. Otherwise, he’ll find a reason to cancel the election and stay anyway.

Yeah, but why? Do we really need to spend taxpayer’s money to protect billionaires from their own stupidity?

…but there IS money to build a nuclear reactor on the moon.

Sounds expensive!

He acts like he invented this wonderful and innovative way to collect tax.

I just realized how many red states, including the President’s home state, are dependent on tourism.

Next year I need to move my catnip drying operation into a shed or something. I’m doing it inside, and my cat it acting suspicious AF right meow.

I went to Vegas for a wedding last year. It was my first vacation after I quit drinking. Vegas is kinda like that person you made out with that one time at 2 am in the club. You do NOT want to see it sober.

“Minimizing cruelty” is going to be difficult since cruelty is the whole point.

The funny thing is that Putin has been making nuclear threats for years. Trump is still scared to talk badly about Putin.

I’m sorry,but isn’t the location of our nuclear submarines supposed to be a secret?

Before anyone gets a rocket, I think everyone should get food, shelter, and access to healthcare.

Don’t fool yourself into thinking he will walk away peacefully 3-1/2 years from now.

He won’t!

I’m not sure about the business model, but I appreciate you Jaden!

It would be a shame if @tizzyent sees this and makes him TikTok famous.

This is for Trump, not the nation, not future leaders. It’s a 2-3 project if they get started now.

This is not a man that is planning to leave the White House anytime soon.

Given the sum of Trump’s statements about Epstein, at best, Trump was fully aware that Epstein was a predator of underage women for a very long time, and had zero conscience about keeping it a secret.

Also sometimes referred to as a (utility) knife. 50/50 chance I have one on my person.

What really irks me is when I need to cut something, and I don’t have one, I have to ask the $300 pocket knife guy for assistance.

The comments on this picture are social media gold.

I used to work as a financial analyst. Occasionally you get a boss that wants you to “massage” the numbers. Trump is that kind of boss.

Meanwhile, Trump speaks more harshly about the mayor of London, than he ever has about Putin.

You know what the Cuomos can do? STFU, and go away, that’s what.

If I’m gonna sit in a car with a random, I would prefer he drives the car. Reason being, I don’t want to have a conversation, and if he/she is just sitting there doing nothing(except supervising a flawed self-driving system), that’s going to be awkward.

I had to look it up. I initially thought it was a region in Africa or the middle east. I was just a bit off.

He wants to go full Stalin!