it’s kyle

I keep forgetting to post on here

Hey guys

13 yr old daughter came up and said "why is Limp Bizkit kinda fire" to me yesterday. She is developing Bryan Quinby-music taste and it is upsetting to me

fantasy foot ball is back!

Nebraska friends — my band Notion Club is playing a show at Slowdown on Sept. 13. The Huskers play at 11 am so you have no excuse to not stop by

ME: isn’t this great??
WIFE: not really
ME: (looks down from the top bunk) what’s wrong

Mmusic

I’m thinking about a Wedge salad

All good. I barely know how this place works

It should be legal to slash someone’s tires if you have a good reason. Or if the car is ughly

thinking about doing something evil because I’m pretty sure i could write a really good notes app apology. People would forgive me instantly

Song of the summer, second year in a row

If you’re going through The self checkout line, you gotta lock in. Too many people on their phones or just lollygaggin in general. This isn’t a game

[WWE auditions]

SCOUT: next

HULK HOGAN: *in disguise* im hank holgun

SCOUT: i know it's you hulk

HULK HOGAN: no its not (slowly rips pants off) cousinnn

When you’re young, you do lots of fun things like road tripping and staying up all night. When you get older, you become obsessed with wedge salads

“Don’t ever underestimate Jerry”— quote from my dad about Parks and rec

I am Inventing a Breakfast hibachi restaurant called japancakes

I’m going to post even newer bands next time, old man

Fri day music day

You get it

Skyrizi song > jardiance song. And it’s not even close

It’s probably my fav

Folks, We are back

ANIMAL CONTROL: the hell were you thinking??

ME: what? Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

ANIMAL CONTROL: you released ostriches

It’s my tweet. I’ve been posting some my old tweets on bluesky

I have Jamie from progressive chained up in my basement and I go down and kick him when I’m anxious or just when I feel like it

if hand tossed pizza is so good then why was my hand tossed chili a total disaster

??

Um no thanks