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@mildmanneredaf.bsky.social

Artist. Fundraiser. Father. Former Mess. Some pieces read like essays. Some like confessions. Some like ghost stories https://substack.com/@mildmanneredpress

2,713 Followers  |  533 Following  |  317 Posts  |  Joined: 17.08.2023  |  1.5043

Latest posts by mildmanneredaf.bsky.social on Bluesky

Most of our representatives are 90 and won’t risk anything that isn’t fully manicured by their PR team.

Technology catching up with representation is decades behind.

26.01.2026 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are there other footballs teams?

26.01.2026 06:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They literally “took our guns”.

26.01.2026 06:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude thinks he’s Klingon, but knows he’s Ferenghi

26.01.2026 06:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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HITLER: I’ve made a huge mistake.

19.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fucking LOVE fluoride.

18.01.2026 23:23 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

let's talk about sticks baby
let's break em right off a tree
let's talk albout all the throwing
and the fetching that could be

18.01.2026 18:30 — 👍 140    🔁 39    💬 4    📌 1

What time does butthole Bluesky start?

18.01.2026 04:45 — 👍 20    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

In fairness, think about how good this “I told you so” is gonna feel.

18.01.2026 05:56 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

“28 Years Later: Bone Temple box office bomb!”

Dudes! We. Can’t. Afford. It.

18.01.2026 05:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I still don’t think that 45 is tool old to become Robocop.

17.01.2026 19:44 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Revision night.

The story always tells the truth once I stop arguing with it.

15.01.2026 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to judge but you look like the kind of person who says ‘acquired’ instead of ‘bummed’

13.01.2026 01:53 — 👍 102    🔁 34    💬 12    📌 0

-100% of my followers would fix me

13.01.2026 17:55 — 👍 52    🔁 23    💬 5    📌 0

Writing fiction is mostly discovering which sentences you’ve been using as armor.

13.01.2026 18:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Quiet Revolt.

For when you cannot change the system, but you can do something

A new piece of short fiction

open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...

12.01.2026 06:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jesus Christ! Somebody hide Sarah Connor!!

12.01.2026 06:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m starting to think that maybe not everyone wants to just chill-lax

12.01.2026 06:19 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.

12.01.2026 03:16 — 👍 65    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 1

Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up.

12.01.2026 01:57 — 👍 24    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

Do you even daydream about being a Starship Captain, bro?!

12.01.2026 01:30 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Dumb fucking birds.

12.01.2026 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most people think “as the crow flies” means ‘straight’, but it actually means ‘like an asshole.’

11.01.2026 23:05 — 👍 260    🔁 50    💬 5    📌 2

They say time is the fire in which we burn.

They also say that bologna has a first name.

So, I don’t know what to fucking believe

23.11.2024 22:12 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”

“Vicodin.”

30.12.2024 17:45 — 👍 12    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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A new piece of short fiction from somewhere in the back of my head.

They Let Us March Once a Year

open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...

12.01.2026 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Accurate as fuuuuuuuuck

12.01.2026 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ordered calamari at Olive Garden and they gave me deep fried Nike wristbands

22.11.2024 17:48 — 👍 303    🔁 65    💬 15    📌 0

Your secret is safe with me.

And, of course, by “safe” I mean I will only use it for any, even slightly perceived, personal gain.

01.09.2023 17:04 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

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