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So you can’t “discriminate against business entities”. It’s DEI for corporations.

Tzatziki. Cucumber lime agua fresca. The good thing about the second one is you can use frozen cucumbers since you’re putting them in the blender and then straining. Texture doesn’t matter.

We just got through an election where voters told us they voted on egg prices and thinking Biden was President in 2020 and people are arguing Dems lose because of “Latinx” and let me tell you that’s the most online stupid fucking shit I’ve ever heard in my life.

Cars don’t kill people. People kill people.

“Their standards are too high”. You bet.

How much you want to bet their vaccination requirements are lax as well? So please send your sick kids to school so they can infect everyone else.

In 40+ years of voting I have never voted for a Republican. I don’t give a good goddamn if every politician in Washington is in the files. Release them all!

Can confirm. I had one kid in the mid-‘80s and two more around 2000. The first kid never needed school supplies other than a few notebooks or minor things. By the time the younger two were in grade school the list was as long as my arm.

in 1967, senators rfk and joseph clark took a tour of the mississippi delta. they were horrified by the sheer scale of poverty, malnutrition, and neglect.

their report caused a national scandal. the scenes haunted kennedy; he considered it the worst thing he'd seen in his life.

I didn’t leave the house yesterday and I still couldn’t remember what day it was. Aging - it’s an adventure in your own mind.

And we get 5 seasons. I love monsoon.

I think we can all agree that it’s better for Americans to die than for any “illegals” to get medical care. (Yes that’s my sarcasm font)

Why stop with cooking classes? How about bloodletting? I hear horseback riding and eating rancid animal fat used to be popular too.

Lobsters

The Sonoran dog has pinto beans. No avocado. Tucsonans will fight you on this. (Just had one for dinner).

Nebraska. Frankenweenie.

Mainstream media needs to stop pointing out what "RFK Jr. gets right," because there are many, many trained public health officials who get the same things right without all the batshit crazy eugenics and woo.

“Why did you make me hit you?!”

The thing about losing someone close is that the daggers come when you least expect them. Out of nowhere you get reminded, and then you’re back in it.

Tariff czar sez if you disregard the effect of tariffs we’re doing great!

Maybe cooler but not happier

I’m going with abducted for the 2 year old

And apparently there’s less than 100 women there because the rest of them are too busy breeding.

It’s not just 200 people. The sub headline literally says “relatively few women” were in attendance. So less than half? Can we hear from the large majority of Americans who think women shouldn’t have had their reproductive rights taken away? I don’t think there’s relatively few women in that group

I think this bears writing plainly: the reason all of these government officials and law enforcement agents are willing to break the law as plainly and unrepentantly as they are is because of pardons.

They expect to be pardoned. We expect them to be pardoned.

There is no law today. Only power.

1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

“Dozens” of Tesla fans, from across the country. 🤣

April 12, 2025 It was just 20 days ago—on March 24—that editor in chief of The Atlantic Jeffrey Goldberg reported that the most senior members of the Trump administration discussed a military strike on the Houthis i...

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Because “declining birth rates” is code for “great replacement theory”, which is a paranoid fantasy of the wingnut right.