Emma Thane of Cawdor

It's worth it just for the sound track

Puffin collection

Rainbow of books

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Wonder

Puffin have turned 85!

To celebrate, they’ve reprinted 8 children’s classics from Charlotte’s Web to Lottie Brooks in these gorgeous Clothbound editions.

Available on the website as a bundle or individually now! - Michael

bertsbooks.co.uk/product/puff...

It made me laugh because the team I am on is currently doing a project on turkey bacon on pizzas being misdescribed as ham. My colleagues and I appreciate you for bringing this issue to the attention of the public.

It's the Food Information Regulations for food products.

And I do appreciate a Trading Standards joke, thank you

The pretty ones are the worst

Say thank you to Flo for me. And hi to the cats while I am at it.

Aw, you guys 🤭

Thank you. My friend told me that the one* is out there somewhere. If so, he's bloody good at hiding.

*I don't really believe in "The One" but someone would be nice.

That's very kind of you to say. I suppose this isn't a dating app, so even if someone was inclined to throw themselves at me they might not feel it was appropriate.

Ouch

Have you looked at @sarahkendzior.bsky.social ?

Ah, I know, I was just joking.

It's grim out there, though.

I don't think the cats would appreciate a dog

It's official.

I'm pathetic

That actually just made me laugh 🤣

Probably less poop to clean up as well

Just watched that Bonnie Blue documentary and aside from anything else what an incredibly boring person. Imagine your fanny being your entire personality.

I once worked with someone who would talk about their car all the time. Nothing else, just their car. It felt like that x

It may well come to that

Revolting

I can't imagine it's aged well

In the upper part of this illustration, a diesel train flashes past while below, an electric train pulls up at the platform as half a dozen people stand and wait

“Under its modernisation plans, British Rail will replace all steam locomotives with diesel or electric”

(The Story of Railways, 1968)
Artist: Robert Ayton

To which part? 🤣

Was so glad I had only agreed to meet for coffee

As you can imagine I am really looking forward to hauling my arse back onto the apps.

Completely true.

I started dating after a LONG time being single. Said yes to a date with a guy I wasn't that into cos I needed to get it over with.

Anyway, his profile said he was 5ft 8". He was shorter than me. (5ft3)

The real kicker was he admitted to sharing a bedroom with his brother. At age 45.

Ah no. Hope you feel better soon x

Always liked how early the Royal Navy started down its path of giving its most lethal warships embarrassing names.

Nothing worse than discovering you've just had the crap kicked out of you, in naval terms, by the "Peter Pomegranate"

I went on the submarine at Legoland and that was enough for me.