Boatt

grayfuirt would never

Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.

whenever i get overwhelmed by how disappointing peggle 2 was i microwave a metal spoon and watch it cast spells in the microwave until i feel better

Lizard that shoots blood from its eyes

Preachy anti-trump meme featuring Captain America. Sorry blind people I can't be fucked to type out the text

I used to be a right-wing MAGA nutjob but now that I saw Steve (first name basis btw) saying he's a felon and a rapist I'm cured!!! More preachy anti-trump memes will solve everything!

*wizard voice* have you ever had a hands free cum

Prime medieval peasant killer right here

Retro sci-fi is peak sci-fi

I'm pretty sure last night my pet worm snuck into my ear canal and rooted himself inside my brainstem

Who's got a worm stuck in their brain today?
#earworm

Couldn't find the original so I remade the real leak

Eating goop soup tonight again!!!

#livinginthesewers

It's the full of soup cat, and he's wearing a Mario hat because instead of full of soup, he's full of Nintendo.

Tomodachi life my beloved

The full of soup cat, but they're full of Nintendo and he has a Super Mario hat on

My ass after the new TOMADACHI Life and Rhythm Heaven were announced in the Nintendo Direct

All these people complaining that because of pesticides there's no bugs when you drive...

Little do they know it was me. I ate all your precious little bugs.

Guys I found this crawling up my penis. Can any biologists identify this little gentleman???

I think everyone should eat a little mould sometimes. Builds character

#mouldsky
#mouldeaters

Left wing populism. Anything but another dose of centrist slop.

Hillary and Kamilla lost because they had centrist slop for policy and talked down to voters. Had nothing to do with gender, any radically misogynistic voters that wouldn't elect a woman are already voting Republican.

Hillary won the popular vote. All it proved to me was US won't elect centrist slop candidates who already think they've won/talk down to voters.

Hillary won the popular vote.

The sect of misogynistic people who won't elect a woman in America are already firmly Republican. If takes actual positions instead of centrist slop like Kamilla and Hillary she's got a chance.

Guys I'm taking a piss

#pisssky

Die Linke has cut off a lot of the pro-Russian elements from their party. BSW took most of them. They've shifted to a more standard left wing party

If this isn't main material I don't know what is

Incredible that we’re already a third of the way through the 20th century

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Picture of a Cybertruck burning in front of Trump Hotel, with high contrast, and the words "Dead Kennedys" in a blackletter typeface

Classic album covers, but with the Cybertruck burning in front of the Trump Hotel, a thread...

1. Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables

That's called going outside

The economy crashing :)

Lisa the Painful my beloved

That is the only good Christmas song, fight me