gross, stop

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

getting down on all fours to hit the bong

twitter made the post unavailable lol

that whole show just made me uncomfortable and angry, very much hated it in the same vein as peaky blinders. life is depressing enough i don't need it on these shows too.

its about as depressing as watching a parent ignore their kid at the playground. too much of it out there.

i get it though, sometimes my kids get me to the end of my rope in a public place too. sucks to realize but then we have a little conversation about how anger and feelings work and get through it once the moment has passed

don't you have a bar or something you can go to

the majority of rich people don't work holidays and the capitalist general public is fine with that but flies into a rage when the grocery store closes 1 hour early on christmas eve because they don't see those workers as human

i sleep with at least 2 10 year old pillows lmao

Panel 1 of 2: a bird approaches a large cloud, beginning to land on its surface. The cloud has a face with a bothered, confused expression and says, "Hey. No. You can't do that—". Panel 2 of 2: the bird has fully landed on the cloud and has pulled up a chunk of cloud in its beak. Its head is cocked inquisitively to the side but its expression is unreadable. The cloud's face is now shocked and possibly pained. END

heck???

A cloud with a face is inside a building, floating by a window and looking out at a sky full of gigantic floating stick figures. "The sky is doing that thing wrong again."

I don't even know where to start.

A picture of a guy shoveling snow. He's made a small clearing around him but there is about a square kilometre of snow ahead of him. Caption on the untouched snow says "my feelings for you". Caption on the guy says "how much I am able to express"

halp

eat shit dumbass

or a “bull Wong”

because I literally heard the term this morning maybe 20 minutes before I saw your post lmao - on another level your followers are hugely very normal posters©

are we doing performative ableisms today

no I’m mostly just bored I’m on fire watch today

look at the tough guy over here

no not quite

agreed 1000%

are you fucking retarded, I never said it didn’t have advantages I said it was annoying.

insecurity is pretty hard to come by at 6k/month after taxes, full health benefits for me my wife and my kids, and a pension, brother - I’m secure as hell lol

never even said there wasn’t a benefit, I said it was annoying.

none of you read what I said lmao

I’m actually pretty quiet irl, I’m just 6’7” so people notice me more