Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator

visiting friends with kids rocks bc they alway have snacks up the wazoo

A cardboard cut out of a jack Kirby, drawing of the character, Captain America. The cut out is on the side of a comic book store.

Spotted a member of Antifa out in public. If you see something, say something

His opinion? “Not enough murders.”

Fried cheese curds and lobster ravioli, although everything on there sounds good!

Detroit.

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

As you should be.

Ben Shapiro interviewing David Simon (of The Wire, Treme, We Own This City, etc) SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

This is going around again without alt text so I decided to look up the actual article but got bored immediately

Guys, our MAGA government rooted AGAINST the Basterds in "Inglorious Basterds." Understand?

So brave. Well said.

Same thing I got you last year, but even more of it!

Fuckin' Florida Man...Even in California! Fuckin' Florida Man!

STEPHEN MILLER: [writing letter by candlelight] my dearest Katie, it has been well over a fortnight since we last gazed into each other’s soulless Aryan eyes. alas, I am still trapped in the desolate wasteland that is Portland, surrounded by fornicating Antifa furries and patchouli.
war is hell.

DONUT | OPEN
BREAD | INSIDE

I am watching the Jake Gyllenhaal Road House with the volume turned down, cranking NIN’s TRON:Ares soundtrack. It’s called cinema.

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶

Jane Austen superhero manuscript discovered, looking forward to spidey sense and sensibility.

Truck with “INEDIBLE” on it

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

#WarRavagedPortland

my slutty schrödinger halloween costume may or may not be all finished

My granddaughter, the day I gave her the green and black Stratocaster-style guitar I built for her.

This covers all three. This is my granddaughter holding the guitar I built and gave to her for her birthday.

One can certainly hope!

I’m sorry for your loss.

We have THUMBS!

So many options! But if pressed, I’d say either Henry Winkler as Barry Zuckercorn, or Bob Einstein as Larry Middleman, George’s family stand-in/human webcam.

I mean, come ON!