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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

This is who runs this account.

my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”

He knew how to write amazing songs, plain and simple. And there’s not a human alive who doesn’t start flailing their arms when that drum fill from “In the Air Tonight” comes up.

Photo of a street stand for the National Rebirth Party. Four men stand behind a desk.

A crop of the first photo but focused on the man on the far right (haha). He's dressed in yer wee brother's idea of cool clothes. He's dressed like a Temu Nazi. He's dressed like the idea of a hateful wee bastard who thinks he's genetically superior.

I cannae breathe. Look at this cunt.

I love this song so goddamn much. I’m watching this movie tonight when I get home.

YouTube video by mayhew7 Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow

❤️

YouTube video by The Second City SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread

youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

Go home, weather. You’re drunk. And kind of an asshole.

Tragedies of the Dad and Donatello varieties. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

An orgy, but with only one person, and nothing sexual happens and I don't leave the house

Taskmaster.😃

Please respect those of us who do not observe Valentine's Day due to our lack of appeal as partners.

(Apologies to Rick Moranis.)

Fascist Mini-me Hitler Greg Bovino cosplaying as a military leader, but looking uncannily like Louis Tully (Rick Moranis) in Ghostbusters.

Louis Tully (Rick Moranis) in Ghostbusters, looking uncannily like Fascist Mini-me Hitler Greg Bovino cosplaying as a military leader.

It’s not just me, is it?

To help Bari Weiss, I've developed some new CBS News ad copy.

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CBS News: We regurgitate, you consume

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CBS News: Someone with ham for brains has thoughts

CBS News: Oops! We didn't think that second word mattered

I’m proud of you, Deeny.

There’s just no way to know!

Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.com

You don’t need to explain yourself. Everybody knows Galaga was the most fuckable arcade game.

The guy that said he was going to release the Epstein files, he’s in perfect health, and that people are eating cats and dogs is going to tell you it wasn’t murder.

Glad to hear it. She had her brave face on.

Poor thing. I hope she’s okay.

Financially unstable orphans who are unable to maintain a meaningful relationship?

Hold on to your socks, Gail…I think I might be a Spider-man…

Eatin' ain't cheatin'. Swallow the basketball whole. Nothing in the rulebook says you can't.

Wilfred Bramble rocking the over belt and shorts look.

Of course if you feel neckerchief is a bit too ostentatious there's always this look.
They seek him here...

Not all of us want to look like mystery-solving teenagers from 1960s/1970s Hanna-Barbera cartoons involving talking dogs, Paul.

It happens to the best of us, beaky.

Did you accidentally buy razor beans again?