Best Bee Facts.

Katie: Let's snuggle.

Stephen: TORO! TORO!

*dodges wife, impaling her on a spear.*

If you see this post a bridge

Teach a man to fish. It's easier to snipe them if they aren't moving.

OH: Galactus is the evolved form of Kirby.

I called him orange once. The damage to his ego shall last a lifetime.

Been a while since I did one of these. #art #3Dsculpting #MadeInDreams

That was brilliant. Fair play. I need to get back into dreams.

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Fart in a way that upsets the dog.

#Inspirational

Creepy gigantic smile Data from star trek.

Eat a bee

Star Trek DS9's Quark.

Screenshot of the pokemon anime showing a group of combee all together in a defensive formation against an oncoming attack

biblically accurate combee

Not wanting to get maudlin but he committed suicide, so in a way he did. Completely besides the point though, which is why I didn't originally say which parent died or why.

I get your point, I just think "single mum/dad" isn't an attack on the mum/dad.

Hilarious...

This post makes me uncomfortable.

Some parents die. One of mine for example.

Should we refer to the dead as "absentee"?

A Replica AI Friend advert with a blue haired avatar. It's hard to describe but the way she smiles with slightly clenched teeth is deeply disturbing.

This AI looks like it's about to stab me in the throat.

Probably pronounces Gaza to rhyme with Lazer.

Rule Britannia is just Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for people who love Top Gear.

I believe in you. You can do it!

I reckon a stomping motion might improve your performance.

Sure but can you do it as quickly as that other guy?

You're not the boss of me!

My posts are likely to result in my being sectioned under the mental health act.

I have made my peace with this inevitability.

Looks like a strain of weed that would make you see through time, and fall into a coma.

Graham linehan shooting his own marriage, and asking "why would trans people do this?"

My heart bleeds for him.

*spends years calling people paedophiles*

"Why does everybody hate me now??"

I'm not convinced anything good has ever happened but I'm eager to be proved wrong.

He came to me, TEARS IN HIS EYES...