That's Just Ann!

Didn't Prince say something about Minnesota winters being good for keeping the assholes out?

I'm so angry that this view from my home office might be the only thing to calm me down a little (along with the Klonopin).

Please stop saying things like "woke is back." It's embarrassing.

Not to mention all the teen movie villains that ended up being role models for the "temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

YouTube video by Rabbit Peeples Mr. Show - Medical Marijuana

"I wrote some stuff. Kenny Loggins heard it, so you know."

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straight women do not touch a man's head like this when they are just friends

Gotta start calling people by their actual titles "Hey Moms First Boyfriend from Middle School Her Parents Never Let Go and Still Love and Now I Call Uncle Pat because He's A Family Friend, pass the butter?"

My immediate and continuing reaction to this guy is that he's a real jagoff. And having now seen "One Battle After Another" I would also say A Real Lockjaw.

I think you ought to be careful, maybe walk on the other side of the street. Those chains don't look like they're going to hold.

My neighborhood.

He just kept getting better looking.

A green grape about an inch in diameter held in the tiny sausage fingers of an adult white woman.

Same grape held to a measuring stick showing about 1.5 inches long.

Please take a moment to observe the size of this grape.

YouTube video by Joe Shmuck Ken Jennings on Businessmen - Jeopardy

Even a few days into his winning streak, he made clear he was a good one.

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I don't know what the fuck that is, but I want to watch it run around super excited when its people come home.

Why would the secretary of HHS need to understand basic fertility rates?

This is who he's talking about.
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A man in a sunny kitchen wearing a knee-length blue nightshirt. He’s CASUALLY holding glasses and a magazine. On the counter is a coffee cup, a small glass bottle of melk, and a wire basket with brown and white eggs (presumably straight outta the hen)

Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. I was just being in my big nightshirt

A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

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Black cat next to a book titled, "Lucky Loser: How Donald Trump squandered his father's fortune and created the illusion of success"

Theodora Dorno couldn't wait to start reading the book we checked out from the library today.

I have taught at universities for the past 17 years and at least half the students in every single class called any book, including textbooks, "novels." I was never able to figure out why. This might help find my answer.

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Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact Critics like RFK Jr. and health-conscious social media influencers often claim seed oils like canola, soybean, and safflower oil contain toxic byproducts caused by the extraction process. The Onion di...

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Sometimes I just have to share when a line makes me snort. In this case it was, "Myth: Seed Oils can cause brain fog. Fact: Your brain was already like that."

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NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats.

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I don't understand why you'd be boiling water in a boat so that it doesn't sink. Am I not seafaring enough to get this metaphor?

Lenny Kravitz also worked out in a mesh tank and leather pants. There are some things that aren't meant for us mortals.

US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."

Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.

Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.

We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.

How long will it take me to stop marveling about the dissolving "styrofoam" packing material?

I don't miss teaching, but I sort of half wish I could have seen if the evangelical students I used to teach did their homework last night or just assumed it wouldn't matter.

Listening skills.

I’d like to believe they heard the message, but I’d also like to drive it home more.

Disney’s year end is September 30th. Don’t reinstate until October. Make them have to include on their annual report how much this hurt them so they remember.