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A photo of a kinda handsome father holding his super duper adorable 1-year-old who is tired and sucking her thumb in a very spacious business class airline seat

Help I’m raising a bougie baby what do I do?

"It always made me feel less alone." I've heard this said by other MST3K fans, and I think it's just about the most gratifying thing you can hear about something you worked on.

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Costco purchase “for the baby”

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The baby is me

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Olivia met a few celebs at the #Padres photo day

Has not crystallized, the little plastic/metal cover under the lid was still on. It smelled too sweet, so it may have added sugar or sugar substitute, or that’s just how it gets after 18 years. It is not going in my body.

A plastic jar of honey to promote 2007’s Bee Movie

Jar of honey with Ray Liotta on it. It makes sense if you’ve seen Bee Movie

I found a nearly 20 year old bottle of special promotional honey from Bee Movie

These kinds of moves bring trophies. Let’s go! #Padres

Stream-Along with Jonah Ray Mystery Science Theater 3000 Pod People June 29 / 7:30pm Pluto TV

In the not-too-distant future - this Sunday AD - stream-along with Jonah Ray on Instagram as he watches the classic “Pod People” on Pluto TV’s MST3K channel starting at 7:30pm ET.

👌 It (won’t) stink.

It’s been a true joy working with the Carson estate to get these episodes out of the vault and in wide availability. They’ll be on-demand on July 1 and airing all weekend every weekend in July on the Carson FAST channel. Check out Joe’s article for more info and quotes from yours truly

It’s never too early for turkey! From June 26 – July 4, celebrate #HalfwayToTurkeyDay with nine days of #MST3K on the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Channel, featuring every Turkey Day Marathon since 2013. mst3k247.com

I promise you he couldn’t. I’m sitting right along the 3B line and he would have been thrown out

Manny was cheering super hard for it from the dugout and asked for the ball

Screenshot of $24 charge

A beer costs $24 at Dodger Stadium

This wedding has a beer delivery jackass. His name is Nacho

Baby in a Cinderella outfit sitting with Disney Princess Tiana

Baby in a Cinderella outfit sitting with Disney Princess Cinderella

Baby in a Cinderella outfit sitting with Disney Princess Ariel

Baby in a Cinderella outfit being held up by her handsome father, meeting Disney Princess Tiana

Olivia with some fellow princesses

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

YouTube video by The Carol Burnett Show Official Singing with the Audience | Mother of All Marathons THIS WEEKEND | The Carol Burnett Show Clip

This would be a great weekend to watch THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW on your fave FAST platform (Tubi, Roku, etc.) Shout! has taped new intros from Carol for episodes and they’ll be rolling out all weekend. youtu.be/iIm5gGckamQ?...

When you get a Pinterest cold brew, you share it. It’s just common sense

A certain somebody did not have permission, went rogue, and grabbed this tiny thing. In any case, he needs a name and we’re taking suggestions

A moderately handsome man holding a child who appears to be from the planet Endor

PARENTS OF BLUESKY

When did your child begin their baby-to-ewok metamorphosis? Olivia was around 6.5 mos, should we be concerned?

Taking her to the vet tomorrow

I truly thought there would be a line of people taking photos of Michael Scott’s favorite NY slice joint but no, it was just me dorkily doing that

Celebrate the 20th anniversary of STRANGERS WITH CANDY: THE MOVIE on March 27 with a special screening at @ifccenter.bsky.social in NYC, followed by a Q&A moderated by Cole Escola and featuring Amy Sedaris, Stephen Colbert, and Paul Dinello.

Get tickets: www.ifccenter.com/films/strang...

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Very cool event we put together. If you’re in NYC come check it out. I’ll be there too but more importantly so will Amy, Paul, Stephen, and Cole

Ted Neher, father of Sam Neher, holding a baby at a business serving adult beverages

2 beautiful babies

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