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Made me so embarrassed to have a philosophy degree

Rolling the glass around with my wrist and smelling the water

I think it’s clear the attacks are a show of force and the inklings of a new GWOT frontier, not anything more reasonable than that

(6’2 195 lean adult man voice) do you think I could pull off the teddy she wears

Sabrina Carpenter makes being 4’10 in heels sound so fun

So the same girl stuff as before, that’s cool. I hope you can protect your lady or whatever from threats inside and outside the kingdom…

took too many zyns in a row. mouth tastes like blood award

yesterday i took slightly too long to unbutton my girlfriend’s weird tunic shirt thing so she started humming the Jeopardy theme

Done with the LSAT is the only thing 6 months cashed out to. how’s my oomfie doin

Still alive

David Duchovny lowkey looks like Richard Gere

My gf was singing some unreleased Lana Del Rey and I started singing along with her and she stopped and then she called me a whore

Has he gotten narrower

We should let seals vote. They are extremely intelligent

Your girl must be a classic vine the way she rode and worked my head

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Great Jon Bois on the subject youtu.be/n36R8xlhe1U?...

Giannis will retire and start a lucrative line of ceramic cookware 🔥🔥🔥 the Bucks will be moved to Vancouver

I’ve ruminated a little further on this. It was not chance and never could have been. There’s no god in the NBA this shit is rigged

Clutch ref of the year fs

God loves Nico Harrison

Dude they read that lottery ball and Cooper Flagg looked like he wanted to fucking kill himself

Google search why does Chet Holmgren talk like that

Pretty sure I got some sort of brain eating parasite too but then IT STARVED!!!

In college I got pink eye in both eyes from swimming in a 3 foot deep stagnant-water desert pool and then I intentionally gave it to my roommate because I hated him and he deserved to suffer

Like okay you cannot have worn this to fight people. You can’t have put this on anticipating a battle

A pear is sort of like if an apple was changed in several ways

Thank you 🙏

Woke DC sniper: Before we proceed I would like to first acknowledge that this clocktower sits on the unceded land of the Anacostan peoples

When I was a child I saw the GTA 3 girl with the lollipop and got really horny but didn’t know what I was feeling so I got scared but I couldn’t stop looking at her. This basic relationship to beautiful women has remained mostly unchanged

Jimmy Stewart gay af for investigating a murder when Grace Kelly phat ass out like that