Jamie

I don't even change the time on my cats' dry food feeder. We don't need the food anxiety starting up again.

He’s so warm and cozy 🥲

My grandmother died earlier this year just shy of 102. Normie Democrat her entire life. Had one of those "Straight But Not Narrow" pins in the 90's. Wanted Buttigieg to be president because "he's cute." She hated Trump SO MUCH I don't think we even told her when he got reelected.

Important clarification, more books should smell INTENTIONALLY.

If COVID-19 is a vagina virus, does it give you a vagina or does it spread through vaginas, is what I want to know. Or is there a secret third thing I'm not thinking of.

My niece tricked me into giving her sauce for her dumplings yesterday. Was it actually sauce for her fingers, the table, and my glasses? Yes it was.

It's weird to me that there are people who have met cows and still want to drink raw milk.

Big fan of justice, except for people who’ve been accused of crimes.

Wouldn't that be like a badge of honor for a horror writer.

A friend’s neighbor is from Vermont. He drives around in a car full of goats. I don’t know if that makes Vermont more or less real.

Half a spine! I would honestly settle for half a spine.

YouTube video by matt bernstein Annoying Gays are Not the Problem

Add on this one and you're getting there.

youtu.be/Nuk2DJTLV_Y?...

I kind of doubt that, given that any time someone records themselves speaking with audible vocal fry and posts it on the internet they get a long line of commenters telling them how terrible it is. It's just a thing that happens when people talk.

Oh, people have not gotten more chill about vocal fry.

Close up shot of a light colored calico cat with a pink nose and yellow-green eyes, one white paw tucked under her chin. She’s sitting on a blanket-covered knee, just barely visible in the bottom of the frame, and the top corner of a dark-haired white woman’s face can be seen over her shoulder.

She let me balance my phone on her butt so I could read. Cute and useful.

A light colored calico cat with yellow eyes sits on top of a closed cardboard pizza box on top of a glass top stove. She looks straight into the camera, her expression clearly saying, don’t even try it. Her tail hangs down in front of the oven door.

No pizza. Only pets.

I already have a dad, thanks guys.

This right here. If I kept adding to my collections at a reasonable rate and stopped weeding, I'd be out of shelf space within a year. There would physically be nowhere to put the new books.

Shit like this just makes me want to crank up the vocal fry as high as I can. Can I get my voice to crack on every word? Time to find out, fuckers.

I will never understand how laying back and ignoring him isn't giving him what he wants. Sure, he loves an opportunity to send in the National Guard, but he also loves when he does insane shit and nobody tries to stop him.

Twatwaffle was my favorite insult in high school, ngl.

Right? I asked the fire marshal in front of all of my adult coworkers and was like… oh, that’s a lie from my childhood, never mind! Full disclosure, I was 36.

I believed fire alarms spray you with ink if you pull them until well, well into adulthood. Obviously I've never pulled a fire alarm.

Genuinely, why would the Biden age question dominate the 2028 election? He won't be running. It sounds like he'll most likely be dead. Anyone still harping on whether a now-dead man should've dropped out of the previous election sooner than he did will sound like a loon.

A black and white tabby cat snoozes on a brick red bedspread. Her fur is thin over her chubby stomach, allowing pink skin to show through, and her front paws are curled to her chest.

Some counter evidence, this girl is the dumbest cat I’ve ever met.

The Girl in the Box. A kidnapped girl locked in a basement writes messages to the outside world on a typewriter, and when she runs out of paper the story just... ends. I remember feeling like books weren't allowed to end like that.

I think if you’re out you’re automatically about.

Don't tread on me, but definitely tread on those other people over there.

Edgy.

Tbh it was really liberating for me to realize that I don't need to *get* someone's identity, I just need to respect it. Sometimes people describe their gender or sexuality in ways that make zero sense to me, and that's fine! They're the experts, not me.