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reb of Melbourne

@guttertwits.bsky.social

Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.

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A self growing city...? 🤔

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Goth Whitlam

Goth Whitlam

Not mine, but had to share

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French Brie begs to differ.

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It’s nice to be back in Melbourne. 😆

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Wait until the British press get their hands on the unredacted Epstein files…

It’s going to be a fkn field day…!!!

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Current mood...

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What a fkn surprise. 🤨

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It's our final night staying with our friends on the Sunshine Coast and they're making us watch #AustralianIdol and I just want to kill myself.

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I wouldn't really call the Sunshine Coast progressive tbh. It's full of old white people.

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Swalwell: Nobody wants to perform there. Everyone who had been booked is now canceling since this guy put his name on it. I think he’s trying to save himself the humiliation of no one wanting to perform there or go there.

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Who needs IKEA when you can make your own shelves for a gold coin.

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Our friends on the Sunshine Coast say they won't return to Melbourne because "they don't feel safe there anymore."

I said I've always felt safe and never encountered a situation where I felt unsafe. It's not like I hang around King St at 4:00am.

They watch CH7 News. 🙄😐

02.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's like it's still hanging on the washing line.

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But what about the drag queens....???!!!

#NotaDragQueen

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When I moved from Sydney to Melbourne I quickly realised that a weather forecast of "fine" did not equate to "sunny".

It just meant overcast and not raining.

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The Man with the Golden Shitpost.

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The layout of Coles supermarkets is fkn shit.

#Coles

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Can confirm...

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Hey Siri, show me something I could literally give zero fucks about...

#abc730 #auspol #Springst #NSWpol

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It's hilarious to see this coming from Talcum, who couldn't even stand up to the right wing factions in his own party when he was PM. 😆

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