Jen A Rator

The Simpson

It’s A Sin

Naked Gun

TWINANA!

Either Trading Places or My Girl

Saw this on TikTok and this lady has it right on the money

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Or maybe Nippees

Moonbun, a fluffy black and white cat, sits in a USPS large shipping box. she is mid-yawn, so it appears like she is yelling. she is in a room with pink curtains on a pink bed with a blue wall in the background

MA
I'M GOING TO ISTANBUL TO FIND A WIFE
I'LL BE BACK FOR SUPPER
LEAVE OUT TWO PORK BOWLS

Oh you poor thing. I’d personally recommend an O’Keefes reparative lip balm or a La Roche Posay one. Burts Bees also do a good one. Have used all these in the past myself.

I just read a(nother) customer review of someone wearing the Sol De Janeiro body butter and male wolf spiders chasing her around because they used horny spider juice to make the stuff and this is possibly the best horror story prompt EVER.

Heinz: Beanz Meanz Goon

Jammin things in beans

Boooo

She definitely is.

My 12yo daughter loves Kuromi!

Practical Magic, The Lakehouse, The Heat, Miss Congeniality 1 and 2

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy/vibes going into 2024?

I first tried smoked Brie at Christmas and beech smoked cheddar today. Oh man, cheese is definitely a gateway to more and better cheese

You know what? fuck you *removes all the don’t preach from your papa*

JIGGLYPUFF

Same. I tell people to message me WHENEVER because I have do not disturb on from 11 pm to 7am every night

I’m so sorry people are being shitty and misgendering you. There is no excuse x

Trying and SUCCEEDING 🥰

🎼🎶FOLLOW ME EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT. I’ll be the one to tuck you in at night. And if you wanna leave I can guarantee you won’t find nobody else like me 🎶

Yes.

Salad cream is like kewpie mayo on steroids and it is GLORIOUS

Bought a ticket for a runaway train

Like a madman laughing at the rain

A little out of touch a little insane

It’s just easier than dealing with the pain

This was me recently looking at a Nespresso latte machine. (So much maintenance)

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