Dante

a bird with a knife in its beak

Instead of millions of microplastics I've decided to start ingesting just one macro plastic (e.g. a traffic cone) every 72 hours

Two smiling emojis with the text "great posts everyone, really funny stuff going around the website today"

clothes are the phone case of our bodies

Have you tried to Skeet the pain away?

Meh.

Everything is going to shit, so you should read my books.

Read more books in general as well.

if u ever find urself in a flop era simply post a metric fuckton of low effort material until you’re funny again

*throwing Smurfs into wood chipper*

Crowd: It’s a boy!

Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.

Kurt Vonnegut man

I think this is what crypto was meant to be

NO KIRBY GET OUTTA THERE

"The numbers have been calculated by the Council of Economic Advisors"

being stupid but pure of heart is the best way to be

First post here, figured I'd introduce myself.

Not my real name, but I go by Dante sometimes. I'm all of the following:

🍵 Tea lover
✏️ Published author
♟️ USCF rated chess player
📖 Avid book reader
🏈 Philly sports enthusiast
🎷 Cowboy Bebop fan
🎬 Cinephile
🍥 Ramen eater

What's up Bluesky 🦋