Neal O'Carroll

Tabs are what they used to have instead of Diet Coke in some countries. Don’t know about spaces.

When we get time travel I'm going to mess with people's heads by going back to 1985 to add several extra founding members to the Travelling Wilburys, who record an album then gradually die over the next two years, leaving the quintet who we currently remember.

SHORTS 168: Talk to Your Doctor About Trouser Pockets

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There are far more replica White House west wings in TV and movie studios than there are actual west wings in the real world. The show "The West Wing" should have addressed this anomoly by having Martin Sheen's character ban all the fakes

SHORTS 167: Your Adult Kid Swings from Cranes and Your Steaks are Underdone

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SHORTS 166: Making Nits Cool Again

Making Nits Cool Again From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #Nits #FineToothComb #ChildhoodMemories #ThroughTheYears #HairStories #UniqueExperiences #Nostalgia #IntoYourHeadPodcast…

Any minute now, a scheduled electricity downtime is due to kick in for my neighbourhood. I imagine this is exactly what it's like to be on death row

No offence but you English didn’t invent pissing at a great height, it’s been going on since the dinosaurs.

Show 861: Are Cartoon Eyeballs Incubating the Next Pandemic?

Neal looks at life lessons from the egg and spoon race, making sense of ninjas, lunatics illicitely climbing cranes, true mouth to mouth broadcasting, fostering a culture of elevator hitchhiking, built-in guitars, dishwashing at mass,…

Which varieties of Whiskas face you tried recently?

If you think caffeine dependency is difficult to break free of, wait til you try meths. (Don’t try meths)

Don't call it a nest egg. That's weird and superfluous. Just say egg.

The minister went o
n to say that prison warden is a wonderful job that shouldn’t need to be advertised at all.

It’s so funny how they always think only one of them is wrong or gross or whatever, and that we have to choose.

Which also means we have to keep making that 400,000 tonnes of waste just so we can recycle it and meet our quota.

Call me old fashioned but when I float above an operating table telepathically whispering words of gratitude to the medics fighting to save me, I expect that to be treated as confidential.

As an outside observer on a faraway continent may I say I’m impressed at how your great nation saw off this outrageous suspension, and hope you don’t spoil it by going “Hey that funny man looks reasonable sane and can speak without drooling, let’s put him in charge of everything” again.

Sadly I can only use the limited tools which my maker and my country’s imperfect education system has bestowed upon me. I will keep trying though, thanks for the genuine and well-meaning encouragement.

By all means do continue to tell me all about Apple’s accessibility features while I photograph my blackest cat because, after the latest update, I can’t find the plain black wallpaper that best suits my dying retinas.

How many job losses would you like to see? Have you a target as to what percentage of the losses you’d like to result in homelessness, personal bankruptcy or suicide, and how many children you’d be happy to see affected?

Still got a roof over their head in these difficult times, thanks to thrift and good budgeting .

Oh, you meant in a bad way.

SHORTS 165: Are Hourly Sips of Coffee and Energy Drinks while you Sleep a Good Plan?

Are Hourly Sips of Coffee and Energy Drinks while you Sleep a Good Plan? From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #EnergyDrink #CoffeeLovers #ProductivityHacks #NightRoutine #SelfCare #Podcasts #comedy…

Mr Paudie must lead a very sheltered life, then. Good for him.

What's a good number of thinks to have per day? I imagine it's like sleep, whereby if you fall behind on your quota you can't just catch up by bulk-thinking at the weekend.

Texting while walking used to be called graffitti.

I’ll bet this person regularly bemoans the increasing use of AIs making stupid decisions.

Ireland here. Nobody asked.

SHORTS 132: What if Kill Bill’s Killed Bill Survived?

What if Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill Volume II had ended more like The Sopranos? From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Tarantino #martialarts #filmreview #Spoilers #cinematography #popculture #film #KillBill #Sopranos #Screenwriting…

At some point in the very near future, this sentence will become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

If he’s not obligated to do an interview, this should read “has declined.”