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I play guitar and work on Azure at Microsoft. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer. @smasher164@hachyderm.io, @smasher164 on twitter
i had tremendous respect for your institution before they accepted me
05.11.2025 23:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in honor dick cheney’s demise, i’ll repost my greatest work: dick cheeseney
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it is henceforth illegal to rhyme “books” with “bell hooks”
05.11.2025 07:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😭
25.10.2025 07:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0apparently the caesarian has nothing to do with a caesar salad
25.10.2025 04:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tfw you got the “arigato gozaimasu” loaded up but your friend wants to order dessert
25.10.2025 04:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you want to shamelessly repeat something, just do a key change
24.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But then I discovered you were really nice, just sassy haha
24.10.2025 10:12 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 01 online, but probably 3 irl cause of my rbf
24.10.2025 09:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at first you were a 6
24.10.2025 09:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If Kentucky is a state in the bible belt, Idaho is in the choker of the Pacific Northwest.
24.10.2025 08:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Dont bite the hand that feeds you.”
“What if I lick it instead?”
tall buildings should have slides
24.10.2025 08:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sex expressions
05.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0General Tso and I go way back. I knew him back when the T was silent.
22.09.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everything the light touches is our yard. they’ve been brought here for our milkshake.
21.09.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sigil ros
11.09.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not much you can do there, aside from weird runtime workarounds like signals. Ideally there’s an ecosystem-wide idiom around cancellation like in C# or Go.
11.09.2025 11:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes. Ideally, the code had already been partitioned up into chunks so that there are reasonable yield points.
11.09.2025 07:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0buying three packs of candles in case my guy is turning 100
11.09.2025 03:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Manually insert calls to suspend in the cpu-bound code.
11.09.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tbh, I consider this a form of row polymorphism. SML# basically does this by quantifying types with record constraints, but it doesn’t provide row variables. Row variables are overrated for most use-cases anyway.
11.09.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I'll call you back" has to be the most frequent lie uttered in the English language.
10.09.2025 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*pisses on side of building
Oak's words echoed... "There's a time and place for everything but not now!"
occam's razor? surely that is a razor owned by a man named occam.
03.09.2025 03:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0“I’m applying to all the ivys to see which ones I get into.”
“I too love purchasing rejection letters.”
“i like your outfit”
“thanks, i’m queerbaiting”
parking in the accessibility spot cause of erectile dysfunction
26.08.2025 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0of course i have a piss kink, that’s why i drink ipas
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