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@milliealexander.bsky.social

My crutch is hope. I am hoping for the best. Boy is this a disaster.

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Latest posts by milliealexander.bsky.social on Bluesky

if you announce that you're breaking up with Nicole Kidman because she wanted too much sex you need to do it at a press conference where you're in a full body cast. just a little slit in the head area where a pair of wild, haunted eyes are staring out

06.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 1053    🔁 163    💬 19    📌 8
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Picked this up over the weekend. Time to stop eating like a kid let loose in the gas station. 🫶🏻

06.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not sure how long they were planning on keeping this going but just hypothetically do we think Texas National Guard owns Chicago-grade winter coats

06.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 1792    🔁 187    💬 53    📌 44
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We need rain desperately

06.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOVE!🍊🍊🐈🐈

06.10.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Burt in his rookie season is posting most of these numbers. He’s One to watch

06.10.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Murder and various crimes board for the outside kittens. Good start. Need bigger numbers though boyz. 🍊🐈🤎🐀🐿️

06.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Orange life. Look at dem boyzzzz 🍊🍊🍊😘

05.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the f are we actually living though

05.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congrats! Did you know he was 25 in that movie? 🫶🏻

05.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wrapping up #Caturday Beau says Be Kind and Create your own JOY, like he does 💗🫶🏻😜

05.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Graffiti Bridge?

05.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#Caturday Beau Beau being silly boy

04.10.2025 14:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds amazing

04.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Been a hell of a 2 weeks. #Moscato #TGIF

04.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Plus like, who learns to tie knots anymore? There’s a secret society for this isn’t there?

03.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Door dash requires an insane amount of trust. Were we ready for that as a society?

03.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Great Pumpkin Waltz

Nothing gets us more jacked up for fall than this classic 🍁🍂🍃🎃

open.spotify.com/track/6FmvWO...

03.10.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doesn’t everyone do this? 👀😘😜

03.10.2025 12:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s adorable and precious and handsome and time to move out. Lol

03.10.2025 03:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need to start training the pigeons ASAP

03.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you want to get real crazy…..

01.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How It’s Done

open.spotify.com/track/3RXUgP...

01.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Head up. It cooks.

01.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was just gonna ask. I was very concerned that his temples to himself would be on hold.

01.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Work hard, take advantage of opportunity, but above all, never give up.”

Vanne Morris-Goodall’s advice to her daughter Jane Goodall who passed away today. RIP

01.10.2025 19:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fred is still hard at work. Always #Caturday

01.10.2025 04:49 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hugs also!

01.10.2025 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my goodness oranges!!!! 🍊 🍊

01.10.2025 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fat people are the last dominion of acceptable bullying. I have know this for 49 years. I have felt deeply for the last 39 years. This is not a new enemy of our society.

30.09.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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