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It's probably true that the human brain isn't evolved to handle social media, but I think it helps if you envision yourself as a sort of beloved local knave, modestly dining out on your little japes and stories, rather than as a rebel king collecting banners for your bloody campaign for the throne

RTO was designed to accommodate vampires

✅ Doesn't appear on camera, making Zoom meetings challenging
✅ Comfortable working with no natural light
✅ Permission to enter, granted by employee badge
✅ 1hr commute meaningless; eternal life
✅ Office culture discourages strong smelling foods like garlic

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Tough day on Facebook. I still don't know what you're supposed to post under a picture of a cousin's newborn baby, but I've learned that it isn't 'Yikes'.

Animated movies, especially Pixar and stop frame stuff like Kubo and NMBXM look incredible and make me mourn TVs giving up support.

Something magnificent about Kemi Badenoch's self-confidence, and her claim that the Mandelson affair is entirely down to her asking questions at PMQs. Like a toddler who thinks their plastic steering wheel is controlling the car.

Honestly, it has to be a weird time to be a figure in pop culture due the president being Literally The Worst. Like, Elmo can say sharing is good and somebody in his X mentions will say “Elmo, you rotten son of a bitch. This goes against everything President Trump stands for.” And that’s not wrong.

My Uncle Mac and Aunt Ruth called them “horvie-dorvies” and I’m not sure if they were taking the piss or truly didn’t know the pronunciation. Anyway, they’ve passed decades ago now, but my family still calls them horvie-dorvies.

Just beyond parody at this point

I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

turns out I do Not know how to phrase prompts, due to never using genAI, and long story short I'm now weeping with laughter

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite

MARIO: Thank-a you!

C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?

M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

Muppets replace everyone on Bluesky but keep Menswear Guy as himself

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Whoever broke into my house and stole my full length mirror and my viagra. I hope you have long hard look at yourself.

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

Grocery store sign of bagel that reads: pick your own. Part of the sign is obscured to look like it reads: fuck your own

Relax, bread department

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

(seen a bunch of people sharing this/talking in general about how "normal" Mamdani is but imo this doesn't show a normal person, but an *exceptionally* skilled communicator - a normal person wouldn't react like that to having a speech interrupted by a child! give him his due!)