@captainboothat.bsky.social
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05.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyway, here's wonderwall.
04.10.2025 06:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do doordash and walmart delivery. I totally feel this guy.
02.10.2025 06:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look, no one has time to read through a 300 page rambling manifesto anymore!
25.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking sun coming in through a spot in the blinds. How can I stare at the monitor with the sun in my eyes?
17.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fucking seeeeeen.
05.09.2025 07:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drinking at 3am because the water heater let out the blue smoke and I can't afford to replace it.
04.09.2025 09:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You've heard it all before: change in meds? Change in diet?
I'm straight up allergic to tomatoes and potatoes, but they're known to cause inflamation which could make your asthma worse.
The most annoying thing about asthma is that sometimes you just can't breathe :(.
Welp, no work today because walmart is incompetent again. Time for a depression nap.
03.09.2025 18:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I remember the hollow eyes of the nurses.
28.08.2025 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0But I can't fit a full english person in the overhead bins.......
I'll show myself out.
Good news, the coyotes are having a HELL of a time tonight.
22.08.2025 08:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh man, I so want costco pizza but I don't want to feel terrible for several days :(
19.08.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The "Bing bar"? FUCK NO. get that shit outta here!
16.08.2025 17:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its horrible that my first thought is, "So you can identify your kid after the shooting?"
16.08.2025 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dayum that's old! I grabbed a refurb note20 on amazon for 400 I think it was. Only "problem" is that the volume buttons are sticky.
16.08.2025 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one holds it like that! Stop it! ARRRRGH. Hate comercials for this.
16.08.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Our local ER has no food options at all, can't even use the hospital cafeteria at night. So dumb!
15.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weed and videogames keeps the bad thoughts away.
13.08.2025 21:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretending to be normal all day is dumb :|
04.08.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me trying to wake up on any given day.
02.08.2025 10:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing like making dinner at 230am.
01.08.2025 09:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Barely making any watts with the solar but it's also not super stupid hot so I'm not running the AC.
26.07.2025 18:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"You can take care of this on the website!"
The website is fucking closed and no I can't! RAAAAAAARJHG!
None of these assholes could live on medicaid.
01.07.2025 23:20 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0just saw the BBB got pushed through.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Goooooodamnit. I'm still waiting on my latest review :(.
01.07.2025 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dino nuggies and speghetti o's? I am SO fucking in!
30.06.2025 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
