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He formally knighted Ser Duncan before he died, I saw him do it because theyβre both my friend.
18.02.2026 14:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See Duncan the Tall is real. Heβs real and heβs my friend and I knew Ser Arlan of Pennytree is real too. He died but he was real.
18.02.2026 14:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. π§΅ π
17.02.2026 17:18 β π 7538 π 2052 π¬ 158 π 279Not that you asked, I just both feel the need to defend emotional investment in public figures and am also uncomfortable with the woobification a new inoffensive dude every two months.
17.02.2026 16:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Like, admiring the artistic vision of director and being disappointed they signed the Polanski petition is normal and good.
Getting deeply invested in the personal life of Jeff Goldblum after a successful marketing push for Jurassic Park 7 probably isnβt.
I think two things are true:
1) Being emotionally invested in a public figure who exemplifies traits you find admirable is normal and fine.
2) Developing that attachment to someone on the basis of βwholesomenessβis basically doomed to disappoint, especially for charismatic white middle age dudes.
Affordable access to handheld gaming PCs is a basic human right like healthcare or shelter.
17.02.2026 16:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Twitter extending character limits was the worst thing that ever happened to Trump.
17.02.2026 16:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DO IT. NOW.
17.02.2026 13:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today is the only day you can post this:
16.02.2026 20:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes
'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes https://theonion.com/i-spilled-my-soda-report-nations-dopes-1819572671/
16.02.2026 16:00 β π 1675 π 149 π¬ 32 π 31Confessions, Augustine of Hippo, circa 400.
16.02.2026 14:25 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0what part of no weapon formed against me shall prosper donβt you understand old man
16.02.2026 03:14 β π 46 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1Silent Hill: Pyramid Head is a manifestation of the protagonistβs self-loathing and internalized guilt.
Resident Evil: This zombieβs a fuckinβ vampire, man.
βThis Villageβ¦ thatβs where the Evil Resides.
16.02.2026 01:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I like Resident Evil: Village because thereβs no false advertising. Within five minutes of starting the game there it is, the village.
16.02.2026 01:05 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Yes the famous English-Scotts-Irish monoculture.
15.02.2026 22:03 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0fun fact: your internal body temperature rises when you are infected because viruses are using your body for peer to peer file sharing
11.02.2026 14:40 β π 473 π 202 π¬ 5 π 3Liquids π do π not π have π calories π
15.02.2026 21:37 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βCooking oil has calories and you have to count that.β Listen to yourself. You sound insane.
15.02.2026 21:36 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0βOf course he isnβt safe. But he is Good.β
15.02.2026 18:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
14.02.2026 01:50 β π 24728 π 2889 π¬ 1063 π 497Many say they want the subsidies restored alongside broader reforms to make health care more affordable for all Americans. "Both Republicans and Democrats have been saying for years, oh, we need to fix it. Then do it," said Chad Bruns, a 58-year-old Affordable Care Act enrollee in Wisconsin. "They need to get to the root cause, and no political party ever does that."
I hate every voter
14.02.2026 00:10 β π 687 π 93 π¬ 24 π 20walking around with red dots painted all over my body to confuse snipers
14.05.2024 19:45 β π 697 π 114 π¬ 12 π 1No, the thumbnail still shows up because the account was suspended but the video wasnβt deleted. Thatβs just what delisted videos do when you link to them, it wonβt play the actual video when you click on it.
13.02.2026 14:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No I wish. Itβs still listed but you canβt watch it anymore:
youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?...
As if things werenβt bad enough, apparently the original Never Gonna Give You Up video is getting delisted from YouTube?
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