John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier

colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another

This happened to my buddy Eric.

She’s a Barthian.

Conversation with my four year-old:

Her: I saw God today. He was in the sky going into space.

Me: Oh yeah? What did God look like?

Her: You know already. (Walks away)

Such a lazy dig. Every single church I’ve ever been in has had a benevolence fund for this kind of thing. I imagine most are stretched thin right now.

Also, the lady that lies to churches to make rage bait videos is probably not a particularly trustworthy reporter.

i don’t think the main problem with the american church is “too many of them refuse to be scammed by a lady who is obviously lying.”

Imagine waking up every day as one of the most powerful men in the country and deciding to use that power to protect rich pedophiles. Mike Johnson is a worm.

Fred! Fred! It's your cousin, MARVIN DURST? You know that new rock rap sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this

Every conservative commentator publishes a story 2-3 times a year that goes “I was an asshole to random people for no and now they don’t like me. The left has gone too far.”

Yeah good luck with this.

Also it made over 90 million dollars at the box office because it was, again, the early 2000s.

One of the most insane bait and switches in movie history. Everyone hated it and it was a minor scandal back in 2003.

Does anyone remember this movie?

True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.

I’m so sorry but I’m rewatching Blade Runner and

What toppings on the pizza?

Nmu

I am up

Elon Musk tweet: VOTE CUOMO! Trump Tracker reply: This is the third sexual assaulter you have endorsed. Which is not a lot, but weird it has happened three times. Elon Musk reply: Do you have a better suggestion?

meanwhile

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

I can’t believe my friend John Raytheon turned out to be a bad guy

The Berenstain in Caught in A Saw Trap

I hate the Barenstain Bears so much. If I saw their house on fire I would not intervene. Awful family.

How your parents expect you to react when they say they’re making a roast:

Wicked should have been split into four parts so that this one could be “Wicked 4 Good.”

When JD Vance tries to divorce his wife because he wants to get with Charlie Kirk’s Widow.

Happy Reformation Day

Close cousin of the also braindead “this is because of Protestantism and/or the Reformation” thing that secular leftists like to do to sound like they aren’t just anti-Christianity in general.

“This is Calvinism” is one of those things that people who don’t know a lot about the subject say to sound like they have special insight. It’s a thought-terminating cliche disguised as special knowledge.