Blair

But hey, we've all forgotten about Epstein right? So it worked?

Oh crap. I just reminded us.

Musk has apparently manipulated Grok so much that it says he's a better athlete than LeBron James and a funnier comedian than Jerry Seinfeld.

Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.

Oh right Nigel, it was a long time ago. And here's my bar of Galaxy far, far away.

The irony of "education" languishing near the bottom of the list. It would be interesting to see how the list would be re-ordered had education* been top of respondents' priorities.

*"Doing your own research" and YouTube don't count by the way.

There is no Grok. There is only Elon.

Is Michael Gove his real dad?

Morphy Richards have taken an injunction against the sale of flat iron steaks*.

*They haven't. But it would be funny if they would.

Hey Liz Truss, you know what we should defund? The security detail for ex-Prime Ministers who cheer on foreign leaders trying to destroy our public broadcaster.

"There is no disguising my embarrassment" says Mandelson, having been caught leaving George Osborne's home.

I work in IT, and it always frustrates me when people use it to answer every question, regardless of whether it's wanted, necessary or useful. Or, as in this case, none of the above.

Like using "but MONEY!" as the final arbiter for every argument. The other factor at play here no doubt.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

It's worse than that. They'll be wondering why their grocery revenue has tailed off when customers start going to Morrisons, where they can do their shopping AND have a nice little chat with someone who serves them their pot of tea afterwards without requiring a touchscreen interface.

Singing of KPop Demon Hunters songs banned at school in Poole The head teacher tells parents references to demons can feel

I'd have thought they'd view the hunting of demons as rather aligned with their beliefs, but maybe I missed a memo.

Unless the Lilliput Church of England Infant School is being run by.... THE SAJA BOYS.

Just sayin'.

And kiddin'.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Dear men using their phones at urinals: it looks like you're filming yourself pissing. Hey, not my thing, but maybe just do that at home.

Maybe you're not, but that's what the rest of us think you're doing.

You're welcome.

Oh, and wash your hands FFS. Filthy animals.

Well, that's the kiss of death then.

Essex Putan.

Exactly - and so long after the event anyway that it didn't need to be cut like that. At best it was sloppy work; it just opened the door for Trump to claim the edit misrepresented his speech. Nothing to gain, but now everything to lose.

Half my anger is reserved for the editor who sabotaged the BBC by making that hatchet-job of a cut. You have to question what their motivation was; it wasn't necessary to support the narrative, but it WAS a useful tool in undermining an entire broadcasting institution. God, I'm pissed off.

Whoah. This was my morning ear-worm.

It's almost like a...a...a COINCIDENCE or something.

Bond Amazon

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver 40-50 packages before your first piss break"

Apparently Michelle is an inconsiderate housemate.

That's my reincarnation plan right there. It'll be a short life, but it's guaranteed to be somewhere warm.

That's the vocabulary you too could attain by graduating with honours from the University of Life.

Brought to you by the same twisted minds who told you that cauliflower could be a steak.

4 is enough.

Dunno. I might go and try that first.

Thanks. A wonderfully useful response to my stupid joke about Union Jack Man's small penis.

That reminds me, does anyone have a quick method for dealing with all the acorns outside my house?

So Redville don't stop them, but Greenville do?

You two chose the wrong colours. You need to swap.

To be fair, that's more than Jim Carrey can pull off.

IF IT'S TRUE....