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HTB #FPL GW8 Review

🥓 59 pts — 2.77m ➡️ 2.97m🔻
🥓 Salah blank…feel like Bruno was still the right choice to xfer out but that’s FPL for you 🤷🏻‍♂️
🥓 Reijnders continues to struggle too 🦌

Eyeing up Mateta and Woltemade over the next few GWs.

Catching up on extended highlights from NUFC-Benfica yesterday—that Pope to Barnes combo was a thing of f***ing beauty 😍

Finally landed back home to a 3-0 UCL victory. Not a bad way to cap off a nice trip! It’ll be even better to see my wife and son at the arrivals line. 🛬😃

Gooooordddooonnnnn!!

HWTL!

Both Slot and Rogers living through football hell right now

HTM #FFScotland GW8 Review

🥔 50 pts — 522nd ➡️ 562nd 🔻
🥔 Rough week: no Maeda, Celtic shambles & M’well bust
🥔 Jamtarts ♥️ are flying! 5 points clear of Celtic ☘️ at the top! 🤯

Fantasy disaster-class across the board so far. I can’t stand international breaks.

Mateta is unreal.

Disappointing. It’s always Brighton. Always Welbeck.

Aaaaand just like that, Welbeck again. 🙄

Finally got the BBC Radio Newcastle feed to work here in Kathmandu…and an equalizer!

lmao

It’s Bruno! 🪓

HTB #FPL GW8 Squad

🥓 2.75m 🌎
🥓 Bruno ➡️ Semenyo
🥓 Haaland 🇳🇴 (C)

I am ready to be hurt again! 😂

GL&GA! ♻️

Over to FPL, who gets the ax?

Salah 🇪🇬
Bruno 🇵🇹

Decisions, decisions…

HTM #FFScotland GW8 Squad

🥔 522nd 🌎
🥔 Tierney ➡️ Longelo
🥔 Maeda (C), Shankland (VC)

The break is over! 🙏

GL&GA! ♻️

Seeing someone in a Celtic shirt in Kathmandu was not something I expected, but life is full of surprises!

I want to see Scotland play in the WC next year. End of story.

The Executive Board of How’s The Bacon FC 🥓 proudly announces it has arrived in the Himalayas for its annual shareholders retreat!

(Hope I don’t forget about the next GW since it’s been ages since the last one…)

The Executive Board of How’s The Mash FC approves this post.

Russell Martin sacked at Rangers after only 17 matches.

To be fair, anyone needing a police escort to stay safe from their own supporters probably isn’t a good fit for the job.

HTM #FFScotland GW7 Review

🥔 61 pts — 586th ➡️ 521st ♻️
🥔 Celtic bhoys saving my gameweek at the last gasp
🥔 Got £4.0m ITB and some bench upgrades to make
🥔 See you after the international break! 👋

HTB #FPL GW7 Review

🥓 55 pts — 1.97m ➡️ 2.77m🔻
🥓 Salah and Bruno bust. Who’s on the way out first? Got 2 FT to mess around with and a lot of budget room to work with if one/both go.
🥓 Semenyo is a must, and Woltemade is excellent value for money…lots of tinkering to do.

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Great win for us, especially off the back of a UCL victory. EIEIEIO…

Per Razor on the BBC Radio Newcastle broadcast, Woltemade joins Alan Shearer and Les Ferdinand as the only three Newcastle players to score three goals in his first three top flight matches. Good company to be in.

Big Nick, never in doubt.

Bruuuuuunnnoooooo!!

a man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water . ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water .

Mo Salah is on seven fewer points than Sunderland's goalkeeper

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