Have some empathy which he says is a weakness ... or something.
30.03.2025 15:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@themistero.bsky.social
Aka Everett C. Marm Hail Eris. I'm just playin.
Have some empathy which he says is a weakness ... or something.
30.03.2025 15:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dont they have them in Cancun?
22.03.2025 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need android's!
22.03.2025 14:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh. Oh no.
21.03.2025 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bro, go get some, quit complaining. We see what they're doing, how do we stop it
21.03.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pooper soaker is A+.
My girlfriend is asking me why I've started referring to her backside as a "bidet-nkadonk". I'm blaming you.
Its the entire point. :/
21.03.2025 20:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If he's so rich why doesnt he have a stylist? This is the lamest timeline
21.03.2025 18:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I swear he looks like every torturer I've ever seen in a movie.
21.03.2025 16:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope the entire thing sounds like the first two sentences of "A Portrait of the Artist..."
21.03.2025 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fascists have a notorious lack of aesthetic.
Wait... my history and art teachers are both trying to call me hang on...
Some of the wilder conspiracies called our last president "The Biden". Which I find odd considering how the mix up of powers is going.
21.03.2025 16:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nonetheless, us non philistines get the joke hahaha
21.03.2025 16:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Underrated comment.
21.03.2025 07:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes but are you sure you spelled that right?
21.03.2025 07:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it the glue holding the door panels on? Or the glue holding Elon's ego together?
21.03.2025 07:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We out here
21.03.2025 07:27 β π 50 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Them pupils are telling a story right now...
20.03.2025 12:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0American here: same.
18.03.2025 14:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's not a billionaire, he's cosplaying.
18.03.2025 14:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doordash has been delivering babies in my area. Just yesterday a tortoise received 3 hippo babies meant for two doors over. It's just terrible.
18.03.2025 14:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ableism sucks.
18.03.2025 13:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Battle of the Planets, an anime from the 70s.
18.03.2025 13:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If he were a billionaire this would be correct. But he's just a con, using other people's money to look rich.
18.03.2025 07:40 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It's on account of I'm old. Lol
18.03.2025 07:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
18.03.2025 02:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0We all thought the kind of dangers who would do the saving were airborne ones. Thanks for your service!
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