Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty

I actually have an entire playlist made but you better believe I’m going to twirl around outside to this one first

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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.

Unlike the rock I am alive and have dependents so the rock will probably be faster

I like the thought that the rock would be carefree on its run though

Death, taxes, Jon Scheyer complaining about a court-storming

this is genuinely incredible

Correct take

I love that they gave out beer right after despite it being 8:30 AM, whoever planned it this year was chaotic

I ran a 4 miler in 32 degrees with @cheaplaughter.bsky.social and we are both still alive!

This is what the WaPo lost its entire foreign affairs press corps for?

Obviously lots of signs of the apocalypse going around at the moment but none more concerning than the fact that it is extremely fun to be a Hornets fan right now

I know that woman is an actress but also I want her to have healthcare power of attorney over me, my children, and my children’s children

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

stephen miller told me woke 2 keeps eating his prosecutors so I asked how many prosecutors he has and he said he just goes to twitter and begs people to apply to become federal prosecutors so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding prosectors to woke 2 and then kristi noem started crying

Just tee’d up the perfect text to my brother

Nearly inscrutable child’s drawing of a red and orange heart with purple eyes, a green mouth, and a brown mustache. Actual size is about 1/2 that of a human thumb

My 5 year-old wanted to make something special for me so he grabbed some paper and markers and ran off for like 5 minutes before coming back with this, “heart with a mustache and it’s screaming”

He thought I’d find it funny, and he was absolutely right

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Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026

The Hornets are on a RUN right now despite having (apparently) no All-Star-worthy players, wild how that works

You had a great childhood. Look how happy we all were when we went to the Zone of Interest in Orlando Florida

do not go piggly into that good wiggly

my "If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things" t-shirt has ppl asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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My heart, lungs, and brain after I run my race in the morning and then put myself through the rivalry game the same day

There is an ***alarming*** amount of snow on the ground in Charlotte, North Carolina

“I did not fly south for this shit”

Fucking shitty shit shit

RIP Catherine O’Hara, just a brilliant comedienne and person

Before AI I don’t know if I could have verbalized what the “opposite” of art was, but I sure see that shit everywhere now

Even the wrinkles are smooth, it’s like they let Cally Gingerich go positively apeshit Facetuning historical figures

So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.

I’m not sure if I’m just weird but looking at AI video is the visual equivalent to the sound of nails on a chalkboard. It makes my teeth itch. My brain wants no part of this extended gaze into the Uncanny Valley