Sean Murphy

In space no one can hear you move the goalposts

This is what happens when you ban him from the signal group. He just wants to belong.

Remind me again where the World Cup and Olympics are being held in the US? As corrupt as both FIFA and the IOC are, once we're talking about moving games I think they'd seriously think about moving them from the US entirely.

This reads a lot like the WeWork S-1, and any org with a functioning comms department would make sure that didn't happen.

I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint

Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

listen to @bloodwork.show

Uh, I thought one place the billions of post-9/11 dollars went was installing serious bollards to prevent vehicle attacks on key infrastructure. You know anything that is not a bus stop because we can't protect those as it would cost money.

Who is this message for? Gav's not taking shots at national Dems who deserve it. The guy who wants to be POTUS tells the rest of the world he thinks they're cucks? Is this pointless posturing so that we'll remember he's a "fighter"? Rid me of this empty suit.

me, kowtowing to Frederik X of Denmark sitting on his throne: Your Highness, I must explain to you a sacred native law in our land called Prop 13...

Man, the York's are going to have to dissolve the Santa Clara Board of Supervisors after a performance like this.

I think if we gave Taylor a demon core, a screwdriver and some advice from ChatGPT this would work itself out pretty quickly.

View of pervasive smog in the bay. Looking from Noe Valley toward Bayview and the East Bay.

From Noe Valley in SF looking towards Potrero and Bernal hills. Can't even see ships in the bay, much less East Bay.

I'm no marketing genius, but Penis Still Looks Viable isn't a great acronym for a rocket.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

FOLD Wins German Design Award 2026 with World’s First Fully-fledged Foldable Cargo Bike #cargobikes #ebikes #cycling tinyurl.com/2bekcdtu

love to describe the world that we live in as "if tom clancy had a day drinking older brother"

Christ Returns to NBA After a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit the sport in May 1994 to focus on spreading His message...

theonion.com/christ-retur...

Leo needing a 'Christ Returns to NBA' moment

The pope might be breaking some valuable relics at halftime. I once smashed a treasured plastic Orioles mug while profaning Chris Davis. We've all been there.

very Robert Moses coded. He was wrong about much, but not about the majesty of bridges.

and also with you

To be fair, it's a lot harder with a couch cushion between them.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Damn. They actually did a Sicario from the movie Sicario

[reading one book by Nabokov] truly this man was troubled but inarguably brilliant, a pedlar of the voluptuous to his fellow embarrassed and abused sybarites

[reading six books by Nabokov] truly this man loved bugs

a train operated by a navy inherently seeks the same potential energy state of the nearest body of water

The equity case for infrequent buses at low fares only makes sense if you believe low income people’s time has no value or that they don’t value their time.

I find hand washing dishes both meditative & a great way to get alone time in group gatherings. You'll get many thanks but rarely will someone hang around to help. But the point on superior sanitation with machine wash is absolutely correct.

"Give me no ping, Vasili. None ping only."