Shambling Ghoul

It's probably because you asked the barber if they "ever get tempted to eat the hair"

standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,

I need to be invited to a splinter discord from a bigger discord so that I can talk shit about the people in the bigger discord - but then start my own secondary splinter discord where I will talk shit about people from the other one - I need new ways to be angry

Yes!!!!

Uhhhh

duck deadnasty.

pizza_suplex - Twitch Adult man playing video games on line. Streams on Sunday, 8am PT. Also some other times.

After today, I am not employed! Not sure what the hell I'm going to do next but follow me on twitch and instagram (pizza_suplex_vevo) and stuff.

twitch.tv/pizza_suplex

I'm juicing heah!

Damn, prayers up

The Annual Holiday Solidarity drive ensures parents incarcerated inside Cook County Jail & other IL facilities can give gifts to their kids during holiday visits. For some, this is the only gift they may receive. Thank you for making it possible. Toy Donation Registry: bit.ly/holidaysolidarity11

Together we've already shared >250 toys & teen gifts w/ parents in transition, directed >150 more to Cook Co Jail, & are now sending donations to moms at Fox Valley. Your donation is both a gift & an opportunity for incarcerated parents to joyfully connect with their kids. bit.ly/holidaysolidarity11

can't wait to see you again, brian

"My teacher says it's my turn to bring the class pet home for the weekend, it's a colony of the type of bacteria that causes typhoid"

I have a good idea for a pet. A rat! I think they only killed like a trillion people in the middle ages so it’s fine to have them under your blanket and stuff like that

What if they did Seinfeld but it was nowadays? What if they did Seinfeld but Jerry was a zoomer? And Ellen was a zoomer?? What if they did a gen Z Seinfield? What if they did a Seinfield where George and Kramer get addicted to galaxy gas? Seinfeld 2024 #Seinfeild2024 #Seinfeld2025 #SeinfeldTheZoome

Hearing reports that Dennis Prager has sadly passed away after getting sandwiched between a tanker truck carrying pee and a tanker truck carrying poop. His head popped off and fell into the poop tank RIP

*smiles insanely* it’s perfect

Hell I better subscribe so I can find out what the bad news is

It would be funny if after an american president's term was up they walked them out behind the white house and hit them in the head with a hammer until they fell into the presidential bone pit. For Canada I guess they could do something with a slingshot who cares

Trudeau announcing Canada would honor ICC and arrest Netanyahu along with immediate tax breaks and a check mailed to Canadians feels very much like a doomed liberal leader learning a quick lesson from Democrats.

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Tonight is an important night in America, tonight is when americans can make their voice be heard and make a lasting change, that's right it's Name Change Night on the @gooffkings.bsky.social at twitch.tv/gooffkings

jeremy renner after watching the stream (stefan did this by himself)

𝑻𝙬𝒐-𝑫𝙖𝒚 𝑨𝙠𝒂 𝑻𝙐𝒂𝙝-𝘿𝒂𝙮! 𝑻𝙝𝒆𝙮'𝙧𝒆 𝒈𝙤𝒏𝙣𝒂 𝒔𝙩𝒓𝙚𝒂𝙢 𝙞𝒕 𝒂𝙡𝒍 𝒕𝙤 𝙮𝒐𝙪. 𝑯𝙖𝒘𝙠 𝙞𝒏𝙩𝒐 𝒕𝙝𝒆 𝒔𝙩𝒓𝙚𝒂𝙢...𝙘𝒍𝙞𝒄𝙠 𝙤𝒏 𝒕𝙝𝒆 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙣𝒈. 𝙄 𝙢𝒆𝙖𝒏 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙩 𝙩𝒉𝙖𝒏𝙜, 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙩 𝙞𝒔! 𝙈𝒚 𝒅𝙚𝒂𝙧 𝙗𝒐𝙮,
𝘾𝑶𝙋𝒀𝙍𝑰𝙂𝑯𝙏 𝙜𝒐 𝒐𝙛𝒇 𝒌𝙞𝒏𝙜𝒔 2024 𝙩𝒉𝙚 𝙤𝒓𝙞𝒈𝙞𝒏𝙖𝒍 𝒉𝙤𝒎𝙚 𝙤𝒇 𝒕𝙝𝒆 𝒐𝙯𝒆𝙢𝒑𝙞𝒄𝙨/𝙊𝒍𝙮𝒎𝙥𝒊𝙘𝒔 𝒋𝙤𝒌𝙚 𝙬𝒉𝙚𝒓𝙚 𝙩𝒉𝙚 𝙊𝒍𝙮𝒎𝙥𝒊𝙘 𝙧𝒊𝙣𝒈𝙨 𝙖𝒓𝙚 𝙡𝒊𝙠𝒆 𝒐𝙣𝒊𝙤𝒏 𝒓𝙞𝒏𝙜𝒔. 𝙃𝒂𝙬𝒌𝙚𝒚𝙚 𝙩𝒖𝙖𝒉 𝒔𝙝𝒐𝙤𝒕 𝒐𝙣 𝙩𝒉𝙖𝒕 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙣𝒈.𝒙𝙭𝒙

nowadays people don't pick up a whole fish and lower it into their mouth and then pull out a skeleton anymore, it would seem

It's so fun how everyone on here is roleplaying 2014 twitter, just call-out posts of a person you've never heard of in your life who has 99 followers and people arguing about fruit trees in cities

It's fucked up that having sinus congestion gives you a headache too, doesn't really seem fair

Alright newbies we've got a few rules here that "the other site" didn't, so listen up:

Posts here are called Zorbs, if you post 10 Zorbs you can unlock a ReZorb, these are NOT TRANSFERABLE, if you post a photo containing distressing material you have to Horg it (this is what we call hashtags)

Hi if you do this I'm going to call one million lawyers and sue you for one million dollars and I will cry as well and you will go to book jail

Does anybody know how many power strips it is safe to daisy-chain? Is it infinity?