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Instead of banning under 16 year olds from social media we should ban algorithmically led social media content and ban infinite scrolling.

03.02.2026 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because Starmer is pathologically incapable of making a decision

03.02.2026 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/eggs...

03.02.2026 08:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

e.g. I know someone who went to Oxford uni. He probably knows some of the senior staff who were there at the same time as Bill. Statistically one of them probably sucked him off.

03.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Six degrees of separation is the idea that all people are six or fewer social connections away from each other.

Two degrees of separation is the idea that all people are two or fewer social connections away from someone who has sucked off Bill Clinton.

03.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

r u ok?

02.02.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm all for crack conspiracies but respectfully, what the fuck are you on about?

02.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok

02.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

0 musk on this one. Unfortunately it does include Boeing...

02.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because the orbit will take it further away from earth than they went during Apollo.

02.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

02.02.2026 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Space Out! - Ellie Dixon (Official Music Video)
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02.02.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Starmer even know that you can just do things when you're in charge? Has anyone told him that?

02.02.2026 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on the amount of admin

02.02.2026 08:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean you've got to give it to them. They can shitpost

02.02.2026 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna take my car to the local tip and start dismantling it piece by piece, into the correct skips, until someone says something

31.01.2026 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I looked around some local cinemas in the UK and found a grand total of 5 seats that had been booked

31.01.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
And that's how the bus goes forward. I think I've got that concept locked down but not a lot else

30.01.2026 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Delta operate 81 A220's which are Canadian??

30.01.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Weetabix, England, fuckin' shredded wheat, Kelloggs cunts"

29.01.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then Microsoft is the rat sinking to the bottom of the abandoned shaft

29.01.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any reason?

29.01.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@hankgreen.bsky.social

29.01.2026 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about it, I wonder how much of the actual coding was just offshored to India?

29.01.2026 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big consulting companies are killing this country PowerPoint by PowerPoint

29.01.2026 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rules? Ha, I remember when America had those

29.01.2026 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The other site is doing fine

28.01.2026 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds pretty soviet

28.01.2026 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you're telling me that sun is the exact same one that burns me in the summer? But now I can't feel any heat from it at all? No, it's a different sun. The earth rotated slightly?! What do you mean? You expect me to believe that? The earth rotating made the sun cold? Bullshit. The deep state did it

28.01.2026 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed - The training should be "Everything you shouldn't use AI for and why"

Which is 99% of things

28.01.2026 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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