Egg Slice

The terminally osint lot are watching US ships get closer to Venezuela so they're absolutely getting invaded.

re-February 2022 kinda vibes

AAAAAAAAAAA

Haha, line keep going up

Mass automatically generated propaganda baby lets go

Fuck sake starmer

As much as the politics around then were horrific, him shouting order at incredibly heated Brexit debates was perfect

Feeling shit, just want the John Bercow shouting order back

This is the peak male physique

We're so fucked

We are here in Birmingham today. Can't say I like the place.

Chatgpt ass economy

"I'm going to release a million tonnes of CO2 but it's fine because I paid someone who pinky promised they wouldn't cut down the jungle"

It's gonna be so cool when we finally reach net zero but the CO2 in the atmosphere keeps going up, because we left carbon offsetting to a bunch of lawyers and finance people

Gonna make a gigawatt data center which is my pc and a million patio heaters

idk if it's ADHD but if I have a problem to solve I can stop thinking about it and then sometime in the near future the solution will just pop into my thoughts out of nowhere.

It's like I have a subconscious brain running on a slow processor that can just do background tasks but I can't control it

Jokes on this guy I'm a PC gamer, meaning I sit in a desk chair

Work hours being 9-12, 2-4

Automatic Fridays off if it's over 20°c and sunny outside

You can clock double time in meetings

Add this to the policies at the company I'm making

If I'm in a meeting but also doing work can I clock double time and finish early

Starmer won't let me see this image

All I want,
All I crave,
All I need is a good pub feed

The piss tank on the Megabus to Margate is 145% full

Big ones, small ones, all shapes and sizes
Whip 'em out when the time arises
From a chode to a dong
I'll sing about them in my song
I like looking at them on them on my iPad
Willies

"just upload a scanned image of your drivers license no big deal"

Coca cola is merely a vehicle for transporting rum into my soul

Rich people control them

Rachel Reeves loves huge, gaping, holes. Pass it on

95% humidity