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@paulburley.bsky.social

Designs things, tries to doodle, fails at sleeping, covets cats, Otaku dork. Repeat forever. Also @paulburleyffs on other places. πŸ“ Manchester, England 🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley

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Happy Godzilla Day. youtu.be/4FXjq2eFCIM?... πŸ’š

03.11.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

[Internal monologue, if one exists]

"If I reply with this, I'm surely shooting myself in the foot by giving them a prime example of misinterpretation?"

[Posts anyway]

03.11.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Slogans aren’t what they used to be.

03.11.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely to see community events making a cumback.

02.11.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif

01.11.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Using his face for a Batman logo is a bit literal, but whatever.

01.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Fair, fair.

01.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strictly: "We're getting to the halfway point of the competition now..."

Only halfway? I’ve seen couples meet, marry, have kids and divorce since this series started. JFC.

01.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dom Littlewood is on Richard Osman's House of Games and I have to remind myself he's not the sex pest one, that's the other one.

31.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Shiningg (1980) Stanley Kubrick

31.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, but he could have kept Celia until the end. Nobody wants another episode of David.

31.10.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Long shot (mainly due to how little engagement I get on here), but I'm looking for freelance writers with an interest, or specialism in, classical music.

If you are one, or know one, please give me a shout.

30.10.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 4

Same in Manchester. I hope more tours are lined up!

31.10.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.10.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Celia was basically my reason for living up until that point.

31.10.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll assume she's pandering to the people who say things like "Why can't we have Straight Pride?".

30.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm saying what we ALL think.

30.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ALAN! YOU CUNT! #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

30.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
PAC-MAN: Halloween 2025 Edition Doodle - Google Doodles Learn more about the creation of PAC-MAN: Halloween 2025 Edition Doodle and discover the story behind the unique artwork.

I'm glad I didn't tap on this sooner. because that would have zapped any vestige of productivity I had for today.

g.co/doodle/xatxs...

30.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The drama. The DRAMA! 🀣

30.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many happy returns, Alex! X

30.10.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't go big, and stay at home. That is the saying.

30.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's like the bastard child of Boris Johnson and Tony Blair.

30.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Noseybonk creeping in from the right in a dark, grimy room.

Noseybonk creeping in from the right in a dark, grimy room.

Anyway, this is what I was attempting, a suitably Halloween-y nightmare-fuelled backdrop for Teams calls (because this is very important work, clearly). Download the full res here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/itgx5...

30.10.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It's subjective, but I've often considered the Chibnall era to be the best it's ever looked. Apparently, his era cost around Β£3.5m per ep and the Disney+ series is somewhere in the Β£5-7m ballpark. Either that enormous TARDIS set [which I love] cost a shitload or they have a very creative accountant.

30.10.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI doesn't even know what Noseybonk looks like, the div.

30.10.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww, what a beauty! I have to ask, because they're known for it, but is she quite vocal? I watch the YT vids of huskies being dramatic and they always make me cackle.

30.10.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Repost with your mental state.

29.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

At this rate, he’ll need to start his own homeschool: 'The Kelsey Grammer and/or Grammar School'.

29.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this for real? I can't knock all the licence holders for getting in on it, but Christ, think of the landfill!!

29.10.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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