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Can confirm, tried and true method

I started with headphones and just fucked around in the FL Studio demo for a while. Wasn't really trying to make songs at first, just short little riffs with instruments that sounded cool or pretty or sometimes funny. It's kind of... therapeutic in a way?

This makes me wish we had a muppet with the voice of Morgan Freeman

Oscar the Grouch running shit in The Wizard of Oz.

feelings are like Polaroids: I’m incapable of developing them

Next best thing is catharsis

I would like to go back in time and consume more hotdogs

You wouldn't even need to cook em. A frozen dumpling thrown hard enough would hurt like hell.

I'm sorry, a deep fried what?

I miss when the internet was mostly random shit like this going viral

THEY'RE MILITARIZING THE SANDWICHES

That's why ICE was so scared

Fucking adorable dogs

@darthbluesky.bsky.social @weratedogs.com @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social @theherdhouse.bsky.social I need your help. My friend passed away today and i need to find a home for Sassy and Johnny. They are in London Ontario and are around 9 years old. Please help if you can.

I'm a little surprised you don't compose to be honest, it seems like something you'd be good at.

There's just something special about the number 4. It has a certain je ne sais cuatro.

We can, but we probably shouldn't for the same reason we don't burn the house down to kill a spider.

Never thought to get a screen but when he was still alive Aaron Carter tweeted "you can call me Link from now on" and my fucking feed refreshed...

I wanna find it again someday so I can frame it.

Ontario humidity is a curse on a good day

If enough people did that at the same time the system would be overwhelmed.

Screenshot from the BC Ferries Facebook with two photos of a black and white cat in a car with a dog. Caption: “Help bring Luigi home. If you see him or know where he may be, call 250-720-9999 immediately. Please share to help reunite Luigi with his family.”

🚨 If you were on the BC Ferries 10:15am sailing August 9 Duke Point to Tsawwassen please check your vehicles, trailers or boats for Luigi, a black and white tuxedo #cat wearing a blue harness.

Luigi slipped out of a small window opening of his owner's vehicle and disappeared on the lower car deck.

YouTube video by TheGreninjaBomber Weird & Inappropriate Quirky Questions

Really hope they bring this minigame back for the switch version

I love this game.

I still haven't forgiven Altaria for what happened in Fortree City

trading in my patriotism for cynicism ten years ago has done wonders for my shitposting

i did not give you permission to tickle my fancy

Didn't see that coming

Giant hogweed eye cream sounds like a great idea until you learn what giant hogweed does to your eyes

I wanna see a huge lilypad like that someday

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

She should at least share some of it for the inconvenience