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Vampire, elephant breeder, dolphin shaver, orgy organiser, ghost lobbyist, genocide expert...

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That's awful. I'm sorry.

21.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forget, is genocide worse than blackmail and child sex trafficking?

21.02.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible opinion. It holds that the common ICE tactic of jumping out of an unidentified rental vehicle and seizing suspected noncitizens while masked violates the Fourth Amendment because the *manner* of the seizure is incompatible with a free society governed by the rule of law.

21.02.2026 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9648    ๐Ÿ” 3282    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

Point taken

21.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah, I wonder if the odd transliteration of the tractate names was intentional.

20.02.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Last Idiot Who Earnestly Believes in the American Experiment Still left out of the joke, even now.

Why don't the people of the Twin Cities just stay home and let DHS do as it pleases? Speaking only for himself, Mike Somes explains that he personally does it because he is an idiot who does it because he failed to realize that all that talk about inalienable rights was an elaborate joke all along.

20.02.2026 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 691    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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Cambodia is incredibly Indian.

20.02.2026 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just put your undies in a coffee mug and fill it up with hot water. I have shaved in a mug several times. Mugs get washed.

20.02.2026 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 of these are acceptable to me.

20.02.2026 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos.
That would be a hell of a zoo.
The judge smiled.

20.02.2026 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twas ever thus

20.02.2026 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was a true believer. I was posting And Yet She Persisted, too. It was something. We had Maddow. Putin was the devil and the Dems were going to save us. Mueller, lol. It was fun. I couldn't enjoy it at the time but it was the last moment that it made sense to believe. I miss it.

20.02.2026 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ResistLib Winemom wave was glorious. They are all back at brunch now but, dammit, they gave us the pussyhat and for that we owe them a debt of gratitude. We might be living in a genocidal dictatorship run by geriatric pedophiles if not for the pussyhat. Thank you for your service Libs.

20.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He still lives in her basement.

20.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Talmud is very clear on absolutely nothing.

20.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are you promising Democrats? They have no interest in prosecuting him. If they did, they would have done it when they were in power. No one is coming to save us, least of all the Democratic Party.

20.02.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should be widely known that students can no longer obtain an education in Florida. Spread the word.

19.02.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œOur biggest reason why we didn't do it is just with all the unnecessary stuff they add into it,โ€ Kristina added, referring to her beliefs about the vaccine. - what about the necessary stuff, though? "Unnecessary stuff" implies that it also contains necessary stuff.

19.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heyyyy CAB

19.02.2026 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There should be a bonus medal for dropping a perfect f-bomb faster than the NBC censors can catch it

19.02.2026 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3730    ๐Ÿ” 605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Warning โš ๏ธ actual footage of my foreskin. Some viewers may find disturbing

19.02.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The history of Pamatan and the 1257 eruption of Samalas is recorded in the Babad Lombok, a compilation of historical writings and possibly oral tradition written in the Old Javanese language on palm leaves" - whoa

19.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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