Erik

Who are you talking about?

Lying about what, exactly?

New proposition: male seahorses should also be called broncos.

Oh heck yeah there’s lumpia at this children’s birthday party.

Ask and you shall receive

For me, that would be a fantastic event. For you, it’s probably just Thursday.

I was going to say it sounds like the most 80s film ever, but apparently it's from '78.

Need to find the exchange rate of Freedom Dollars to Bison Dollars.

If there was such a huge physical advantage, we'd have probably seen some evidence of that in the decades before trans people became a "concern."

Oh, this is really cool. Thanks for showing it!

I *was* interested in an upcoming local con, right up until I saw that Vic M (the R Kelly of Anime) is a guest. Fuck right off with that.

“Why the future of medicine is overnight cash-only bloodmobiles,” by Count Dracula.

“Why don’t you make like a shoggoth and Tekeli-LEAVE?”

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh man, “vibes and splat” takes me back.

I have a perverse desire to see SBF slowly devolve into SovCit nonsense.

I'd like to see more doggy slaloms.

You’re welcome!

*You* might be positive, but I bet the *protein* wasn’t so thrilled.

So the Vengabus wasn’t the only thing coming that day.

And we all know they’re predators.

Some kids on here have never seen a Quizno’s ad

I vaguely remember that. Can’t remember what it was called, though.

@gork.it is this true?

I did the opposite once and laughed at a foreign film that was supposed to be a thriller.

Picture of Elon Musk with a “Stupid Newbie” frame on it.

I’ll take it.

Are you saying Barq’s is the Pepsi of root beer?

I get it. Somehow.

Okay, shithead.