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gebbia should be forced to do every single design announcement from inside that temu gilded white house
26.08.2025 00:22 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0So deliciously bonkers
21.08.2025 02:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The fascism is distracting everyone from the fascism!
11.08.2025 18:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is weird but unsurprising! A lot of what he and Chris Best post on Notes suggests they don’t really care about their users, even their biggest publishers.
09.07.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
15.05.2025 03:56 — 👍 2620 🔁 285 💬 36 📌 20Up next: Do your own flight safety inspections
30.04.2025 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With the warm weather in Brooklyn at least one of their columnists is bound to go off her meds. Hijinks to ensue!
29.04.2025 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also tariffed Mypos
03.04.2025 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh here go hell come
01.04.2025 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They came for Roe.
They’re bringing back conversion therapy.
They’re coming for no-fault divorce.
They’re coming for marriage equality.
They’re coming for interracial marriage.
They’re coming for our right to protest.
They’re coming for a women’s right to vote.
Pay attention.
Follow this 2012 Nissan Rogue for more investment advice
04.03.2025 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There were signs in October
04.03.2025 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I surveyed friends and fam with this same question. Results are here 👇
01.03.2025 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In which I crowdsource ideas for a new brand strategy for the Democratic Party
21.02.2025 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m in! I do strategic messaging for tech brands but I’m working on an unsolicited, pro-bono messaging deck for any Dem who will listen.
20.02.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I used to hate grocery shopping but now I hate everything
16.02.2025 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0'Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men for the nastiest of motives will somehow work for the benefit of all.'
A spot-on observation by John Maynard Keynes.
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
Me when I try the Gen Z middle part
09.02.2025 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Such sad crankery
08.02.2025 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Petition for Kendrick to do Musk next
06.02.2025 21:58 — 👍 80 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 2If Kendrick can acknowledge the Valley, so can you, transplants
03.02.2025 08:25 — 👍 1270 🔁 51 💬 18 📌 4They got Milchick on employee comms
31.01.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wild that we went from The Office to Severance in less than a generation and both are equally apt for their time
30.01.2025 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sure it’s a glitch but I like that Bluesky has an end to its feed. It’s like, you’re done now. Off you go.
29.01.2025 18:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social ?
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