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Omg look at Dom and Vanaria. I just noticed!

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TAKE MY AFFECTION

🥺

I love you and you’re perfect

Welcome to the Dark Side.

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LFG

She really needs to figure it out 😤

I want to cuddle that little creeper so hard

Can’t wait to show you all the burgers!

Wait I thought he was a giant angry baboon

God, yes, please. I need good healthcare.

sorry kids, i'd love to feed you dinner tonight, but the profit margins on it are way too thin right now

refusing to give CPR to the guy whose heart just stopped because there's no profit incentive

me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY IS TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH SLUGGO, WHO IS WALKING DOWNTOWN… NANCY: OH, SLUGGO !... ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ANY RESOLUTIONS? SLUGGO: YEP --- I'M GOIN' TO BE VERY POLITE TO EVERYBODY, FROM NOW ON! P2-NANCY IS STILL WALKING SEVERAL FEET BEHIND SLUGGO ,SO FAR ALL WE HAVE SEEN OF SLUGGO IS HIS BACK. NANCY: OH, THAT'S A SWELL RESOLUTION - - HOW DID YOU COME TO THINK OF IT!? P3- WE FINALLY GET TO SEE SLUGGO’S FACE AND HE HAD A BLACK EYE AND THAT EXPLAINS HIS REPLY SLUGGO: OH, IT JUST CAME TO ME, A LITTLE WHILE AGO!

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 02,1940

This is why I love dogs

there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind

RITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER January 02,1933, Nancy made here debut 93 years ago today . Happy Anniversary! P1- FRITZI AND HER BOYFRIEND WALLY ARE SITTING ON THE COUCH AT HER HOUSE. WALLY : SO YOUR LITTLE NIECE IS STAYING WITH YOU NOW EH FRITZI? FRITZI: YES - AND SHE'S THE CUTEST THING, WALLY - P2- FRITZI: SHE SAYS THE DARNDEŞT THINGS - I'M ALWAYS IN STITCHES, LAUGHING AT HER REMARKS: P3- FRITZI AND WALLY ARE SURPRISED WHEN THEY SEE NANCY IS STANDING NEXT TO THE COUCH… NANCY: TELL HIM THE ONE I PULLED LAST NIGHT FRITZI! WALLY IS DELIGHTED, BUT JUDGING FROM HER EXPRESSION, FRITZI DOES’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NIGHT BEFORE…

RITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
January 02,1933, Nancy made here debut 93 years ago today, Happy Anniversary !Nancy!

Hi, Cheshire! Burned out from Twitter but need my dopamine fix so I’m lurking here a bit lol

Really miss your posts ❤️

Happy January 2nd everyone!!

Mesmerized floof

Gonna smuggle my way into the UK on a freight ship full of Heinz Beans so we can party

a white cat swimming in water with text that reads “you owe yourself the love you so freely give to others”

My regards are literally the best. It is over for you bitches.

New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep

New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep

Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen