Jo Bee, Purveyor of Dark Whimsy

I keep seeing folks post:

‘this is what alt text is for’ and then the alt text provides additional info, but doesn’t describe the image.

Imagine you’re not sighted: sitting through that and still not knowing what you’re looking at. It feels mean.

Please put extra info in a thread, please and ty 🙏

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And wonderfully plotted and paced

So good! So weird, but good!

Day 13 – where do I write?

The sofa, sometimes on my laptop, sometimes in a notebook.
I often use my phone to jot down ideas, but I never write write on it. (Unless it's a poem / lyric that I have to get down 'now'. Do I write poetry / make music? No. But gotta catch the muse when she flies past.

That's totally fair. Would a shelf underneath for remotes or dreamies (not fabric-covered) be more doable? That way no mechanisms involved at least

Wow ... you must have found the one thing on the planet that got cheaper!

You definitely made a good call giving the legs colour!
New Idea just unlocked – can you make a footstool with storage?

Ahhhhh! At least they're small, but the idea of making a thing more than once is bad enough XD

I mean ... you could do this without a wedding XD

I mean, I think so? I seem to remember finding it irritating at any rate XD

I think it was the same with twatter too?

Alt text: a little girl (3?) in a blue dress and red headscarf screaming or singing, whilst the wind blows directly at her. A camel, that is laying down behind the kid, has the same expression

Sometimes I'm the little girl, sometimes the camel, but always screaming into the wind

A quick search came up with this – if your OF really keeps kicking off, could be worth investing in

www.mydancingpole.co.uk/x-pole-x-sta...

There’s an archery guy that shoots from a weighted pole. Do you have room for something like that?

Seems there's one heck of a market for librarian pole dancers!

You are most welcome!

No worries! Always happy to match book to reader when I can 😊

😂 No worries!

@kizzythesecond.bsky.social and @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social this sounds right up your alleys … or at least alley adjacent

This has lost me thousands of pounds (not to mention book sales) and put me in a state of terror and panic. I urge anyone thinking of moving their list from Substack, or wanting to know more about how Substack works, to read it....

I am highly familiar with the patter of tiny 🐭 feet. Also squirrel.
One landed on my foot one morning when I was making tea.
We stared at each other for 5 secs, before its reflexes kicked back in and it shot off 😂

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face .

Eeeeeeeeeeee, not fun

Very well done to the lot of ya!

Screen grab of rankings for the summer realm

@wombat37.bsky.social Number 2 in steampunk sci fi!

Thank you 😊

Yeah, it really really sucks

feeling weird and pants, can't concentrate on anything.

Just seem to be staring into space