LeBond James

The domain "microwaveicecream.com" is available.

This could be the jackpot winner I've been waiting on since I missed the dotcom boom...

Reverse cowgirl *69 (iykyk)

This should be subject to a local ordinance. For the children.

That support pole looks suspect.

Did Disney animators design that fence?

Knew I'd been catfished when she couldn't pronounce "Przewalski's horse" on the first try.

Yes! Right on the edge where I probably belong!

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single trip to the bathroom.
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Ok, let's go. Wait, hang on. I need to make sure I locked the door. I'm almost positive I locked it but we're talkin' a thousand miles here. One sec.
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Ready.
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Can we stop just down here? I need to mail a letter.

Snuggles is still available. There are reasons why.

Maximus is still available as long as we can find him. He'll get tuckered out at some point. Please contact the shelter.

Claude is still available, please contact the shelter.

"Claude is a 16 lb goldfish that used to be in the lobster tank at Kowloon. He just turned 25 years old, likes to listen to rage core, and can send you subliminal messages."

"Maximus is greyhound puppy who can reach speeds of 74 mph. We only have this blurred picture of him because he ran away in the parking lot when we were loading the animals this morning."

"Snuggles is a 3-year-old calico mix with incurable diarrhea who loves destroying furniture and hates people."

Totally judging the adoption likelihood of these Sunday morning news "Pets on Parade."

Turn off your true crime podcast and kiss me under the manifestoe.

A package of gin-gins, a ginger hard candy featuring ginger people happily sucking on the ginger candy

Ginger people obviously in bliss as they eat candy made of ginger

Another fine example of cannibalism marketing, in the proud tradition of pigs promoting barbecue

Certainly earned him a follow!

"And then you sense a change... nothing feels the same... all your dreams are strange... Fluff comes walkin' in..."

Van Halen!

At the Stop n Shop!

Posting goon at 800 followers

YouTube video by Like Stories of Old Why Movies Just Don't Feel "Real" Anymore

This is just a terrific walkthrough of how good visuals in film affect us, and why it matters. Man, we've lost so much and haven't even realized it....

YES THANK YOU, CHEF HAS ALREADY NOTED MY LACK OF PUN RESEARCH 😂

Full disclosure: I did NO research for this pun

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Two quick Qs: 1.) When's the next trip in a questionably engineered submersible, and 2.) Would I book through SubHub?

You can just say you know karate, no one checks

Just 5,974 days until Spring.

One of the challenges of the cold weather months is about 90% of my wardrobe makes me look like Paul Bunyan but I have yet to obtain a matching blue ox.